Anon Archived Do you dress dapper? Would you dress dapper if you could? (AskVoat)
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Anon Archived Do you dress dapper? Would you dress dapper if you could? (AskVoat)
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Lingerie and a heavy machine gun.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How does one wear a heavy machine gun. The fucking things take a crew to move around and operate. Wouldn't you prefer a light machine gun? Frankly, what I really want is an M249 like this one, but they are kind of pricey.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Additionally, holy shit. I wish I could own that as well! You're clearly on to something here; my fantasy was impractical in real life.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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