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[–] TheKFCNyanCat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You'd start shitting colorful, painful diarrhea at a velocity that could potentially kill a man if you pointed it at them. Your taste buds would constantly taste fried chicken. Cats would be particularly adept at detecting this disorder (as they can with cancer,) and will often go out of their way to comfort someone with the disease. You'd die of extremely high blood pressure, as if you'd eaten too much KFC.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

So basically all the same symptoms of eating at KFC but with cats mixed in.