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[–] FeathersMcGraw 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Going to sleep

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[–] alc0h0l_ 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Be it in a warzone over seas or back home with the old lady... Always works

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[–] kurfu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not always... I woke up at midnight last night and tossed and turned in bed until 0520 this morning...

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[–] elgindelta 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

Upgoat, beat me to it

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

confidence

you can fake confidence for awhile then people will start believing in you which feeds your actual confidence.

just don't go over board and become an asshole.

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[–] armday2day 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

Or do become an asshole. Its fuckin fun.

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[–] coldacid 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Asshole here, can confirm.

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[–] bob3333 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Perhaps, but you're likely shooting yourself in the foot if you go overboard. When people don't like you they can be pretty creative at making your life more difficult than it has to be. Those asshole bosses always get the bare minimum, and even then it's fun to play stupid with them so that nothing they ask for ever gets done the way they wanted it.

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[–] mysterio 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is literally voat in a nutshell.

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[–] OneTrueCube 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's really easy to be nice.

Just don't say anything unless someone asks you something first.

No matter what you do say, someone out there is going to have a problem with it. So I just don't say anything unless they're specifically seeking my thoughts.

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[–] fr33europe 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

IT work.

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[–] cat-facts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is mostly true but having to look stuff up doesn't mean he doesn't have a reference point of knowledge to go on either.

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[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to work on computers. The talent lies in knowing what questions to ask, and what to do with the answers.

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[–] fr33europe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's ok, the stupid IT people ask their co-workers.

That's the one thing that makes me fucking crazy.

Look it up yourself!

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[–] theredskull 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As someone who works in IT: HELLLLL YES.

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[–] fr33europe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A false sense of bravado, a closed server room door and Google will get you places in life

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Now I am conflicted.

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[–] coldacid 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

As someone who works in IT: NO.

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[–] fr33europe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My caveat is coding work. Can't fake code.

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[–] samuraichococat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

speaking as someone who also works in IT : NO - There is a great deal that you can look up and reference in this feild, however that will only get you so far without experience or understanding of the underlying fundamentals. and YES you can ALWAYS tell who set something up using a google search when you are dealing with higher tier environments. Additionally, a google search does fuck-all for internal tools, uncommon specialty hardware / software or downright obscure software.

However, knowing where your co workers strengths are is almost as important as knowing what your weaknesses are.

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[–] 5833545? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The problem is normies then hire those people into positions they are not qualified for.

I have seen too many IT managers and "engineers" who got the job because they were "good with computers"

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[–] 5825611? 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Being a writer for VICE or Kotaku.

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[–] weezkitty [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

In my opinion, they never "made it".

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[–] Martenzo 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Eh, they're getting paid for being fake journalists. And they don't have to worry about getting fired for their fakery. I could see myself being desperate enough to consider having such a secure and simple job as "making it".

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[–] 5829666? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I judge whether or not they made it by whether or not they get paid. And VICE writers get paid, so...

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[–] Trippin0ut 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Everyone I've worked with in middle management.

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[–] middle_path 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Damn, I came here to say this.

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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What's middle management?

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

shift leaders, department heads

people the manage others but aren't very powerful

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[–] Trippin0ut 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Supervisor, Team lead etc. Depends how the company is structured.

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[–] Teeder 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

For women, orgasms i suppose. For men, caring about women's orgasms

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[–] malloryquinn 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Faking it just makes it worse. The problem is that you both have to be comfortable with each other, and have to communicate.

There is so much to be done in foreplay, entire books have been written about it, but don't be formula! Words alone can get people excited! But you have to know what they like, what they really want. Who they want. Role play, costumes, lighting, music .. You are making a set, and she is the star. You don't want her to just have an orgasim, you want her to cum so hard and so powerful that you are the only thing on her mind, that just the thought of you being there and she has to relive herself. Yes girls here off too.

Don't fake it, make it happen

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[–] bob3333 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But you have to know what they like, what they really want. Who they want. Role play, costumes, lighting, music .. You are making a set, and she is the star.

If you have to have a huddle, make roles, get costumes, set lighting, and make a soundtrack, that's too much work. Just masturbate. Way easier.

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[–] flarflar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Unless you SO is asexual and is a dead fish in the sack.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why would I fake an orgasm? What in the fuck would that do to help anything?

Why would a(straight) guy fake carrying about a lady getting off!?

Nothing you say makes sense!

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[–] Teeder 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You know I was kidding right? Using a stereotype to create humor on a shitty day

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[–] elgindelta 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Seems legit, upgoat

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[–] l23r 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can't fake squirting though...

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[–] Link1299 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

The entirety of your life

The first step to being an expert is acting like you know what you're doing, and then actually learning how to do it in the process

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[–] dingomeat 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

No, the first step to being an expert is realizing you have no idea what the fuck you are doing, then taking steps to fix that.

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