You can login if you already have an account or register by clicking the button below.
Registering is free and all you need is a username and password. We never ask you for your e-mail.
1- take a hohome so at least you have good company
2- take a girl, girls at comic con will be fat or promo models
3- send them to me so I can take my girlfriend.
Sort: Top
[–] roojy000 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Do this. Comic con goers don't exercise or wear deodorant. It's a gross convention.
[–] hats_ 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Bring new gf with. Dress her nice, sell her, big money. Much yiff, yes?
When get home, have money for new gf.
Repeat every year, comrade.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] hats_ 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If honest to Russia gf, then why ask if bring wingman? Want more workers for pig farm? Wingman bring more workers if right wingman.
Otherwise, trade gf for more pigs. Profit.
In America profit bring more girls. Not sure if same in Russia. You teach Russian? Would love to learn, comrade.
[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You have 2 tickets, you should either...
1- take a hohome so at least you have good company 2- take a girl, girls at comic con will be fat or promo models 3- send them to me so I can take my girlfriend.
[–] [deleted] ago
[–] Gravspeed ago
If you do go, make or buy a bad ass costume.