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[–] wild-tangent 0 points 113 points (+113|-0) ago 

"Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me."

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[–] not_shadowbanned_yet 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

I also like "I'm for the war but against the troops"

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Was that Bill Hicks?

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[–] dallasmuseum 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Remove 'unwanted' and you'll really upset some people

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

just remove "un"

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hey, I get both hungry and horny a lot. This is why I always keep a baby in the trunk.

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's quite good, well done.

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[–] NeedMoarGuitars 4 points 64 points (+68|-4) ago 

Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton ....

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[–] vonclausewitz 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If you really want to trigger the left, call her "Mrs. Clinton"

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[–] YodaDankfish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You win

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[–] bigfuckindealman 2 points 60 points (+62|-2) ago 

This government is for the people, by the people.

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Smeaatchmthmf.

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[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

elites reaction: https://i.sli.mg/DcOC7h.gif

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[–] Sosacms 1 points 44 points (+45|-1) ago 

Socialism and Capitalism will always fail on their own and need to balance each other out.

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[–] PM_Me_Your_Kitchen 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Yeah, capitalism and socialism need to be balenced and utilized for the interests of the nation. We can call it National Capital-Socialism.

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[–] IdSay 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

oh you mean what denmark is doing?

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[–] revofire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Heil the Fuhrer.

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[–] dingomeat 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

\o

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[–] TheKFCNyanCat 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

We need to keep Muslims in the country because they're allies against the LGBT cancer.

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[–] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was thinking "We need the Muslims to kill the homos."

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[–] oedipusaurus_rex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

good one.

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[–] putinpunhere 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This deserves the winning prize "How to piss of [American] Republicans and Democrats in at the same time, in one sentence, and make it a logical statement to politics of any particular country". I'll let ya guess which one(s).

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[–] NeedMoarGuitars 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Again? Damn.

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In some states, yes, it is.

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[–] AssaultMonkey 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Yup, including the state of being married to my wife.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It is here in Oklahoma... I think Texas has issues with it too.

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[–] BANGAndTheDirtIsGone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wtf. What's the punishment for such 'crime'?

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[–] FriedFood100 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sodomites BTFO!

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh, bravo....

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[–] NeedMoarGuitars 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Free guns for everyone!

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[–] notmyselftoday 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This doesn't offend me one bit.

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