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There is a video called "jar squatter" or "1 man 1 jar" that I think you should watch. Same video, different names I've seen it under.
When a glass bottle or jar shatters inside a human anus, the anus has to be bypassed. That means a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
gay bdsm proponents think they're so legit.
outside of an emergency room doctor I cant think of anyone who would be more knowledgeable about what can safely fit inside of a human anus than gay bdsm proponents.
in reality it's a bunch of dolts in leather trying to look pretty while they fist themselves
Besides, I can think of worse ways to spend a weekend.
There is a video called "jar squatter" or "1 man 1 jar" that I think you should watch. Same video, different names I've seen it under.
Old video. Yeah, okay, look. No-one is telling you to sit on a jar like an idiot.
When a glass bottle or jar shatters inside a human anus, the anus has to be bypassed. That means a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
It does not therefore follow that all bottles will cause "a vacuum" requiring hospitalisation. That just means that some idiots break glass up their asses.
Also, you could use a plastic bottle if you wanted.
outside of an emergency room doctor I cant think of anyone who would be more knowledgeable about what can safely fit inside of a human anus than gay bdsm proponents.
Haha..."safely"...again, the attempt to legitimise something that involves banging objects up your ass. If you weren't deluded about being "sexy" during this action you'd know how irrelevant that is. You're not being "safe" when you insert your pretty pink 1 inch thick dildo, you're being the definition of a fag. At least grow some balls and wreck that anus.
Besides, I can think of worse ways to spend a weekend.
I...can't actually, but anyway.
BTW I am not being literal here, I'm not actually suggesting that you shove a bottle up your ass. I'm pointing out the absurdity of trying to make something "sexy" when it involves ramming things up your butt and dressing like a nonce.
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[–] icamefromreddityo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
rofl you completely made that up. besides what makes you think that people who bang their own asses prison style are scared of a few scratches
gay bdsm proponents think they're so legit. in reality it's a bunch of dolts in leather trying to look pretty while they fist themselves
[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago (edited ago)
There is a video called "jar squatter" or "1 man 1 jar" that I think you should watch. Same video, different names I've seen it under.
When a glass bottle or jar shatters inside a human anus, the anus has to be bypassed. That means a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
outside of an emergency room doctor I cant think of anyone who would be more knowledgeable about what can safely fit inside of a human anus than gay bdsm proponents.
Besides, I can think of worse ways to spend a weekend.
edit: forgot second quote
[–] icamefromreddityo ago (edited ago)
Old video. Yeah, okay, look. No-one is telling you to sit on a jar like an idiot.
It does not therefore follow that all bottles will cause "a vacuum" requiring hospitalisation. That just means that some idiots break glass up their asses.
Also, you could use a plastic bottle if you wanted.
Haha..."safely"...again, the attempt to legitimise something that involves banging objects up your ass. If you weren't deluded about being "sexy" during this action you'd know how irrelevant that is. You're not being "safe" when you insert your pretty pink 1 inch thick dildo, you're being the definition of a fag. At least grow some balls and wreck that anus.
I...can't actually, but anyway.
BTW I am not being literal here, I'm not actually suggesting that you shove a bottle up your ass. I'm pointing out the absurdity of trying to make something "sexy" when it involves ramming things up your butt and dressing like a nonce.