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[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago 

Bottles are bad juju. They can create a vacuum seal. This requires either a trip to the emergency room, or a good friend coming by your house with a power drill to make a hole in the bottle to release the vacuum.

Ass toys are specifically designed to fit in your ass safely. Household objects aren't designed for that either. Things can get sucked in, can cause tears, or in the case of glass bottles, they can shatter. Much better to use a butt plug

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[–] icamefromreddityo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

rofl you completely made that up. besides what makes you think that people who bang their own asses prison style are scared of a few scratches

gay bdsm proponents think they're so legit. in reality it's a bunch of dolts in leather trying to look pretty while they fist themselves

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[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago  (edited ago)

There is a video called "jar squatter" or "1 man 1 jar" that I think you should watch. Same video, different names I've seen it under.

When a glass bottle or jar shatters inside a human anus, the anus has to be bypassed. That means a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.

gay bdsm proponents think they're so legit.

outside of an emergency room doctor I cant think of anyone who would be more knowledgeable about what can safely fit inside of a human anus than gay bdsm proponents.

in reality it's a bunch of dolts in leather trying to look pretty while they fist themselves

Besides, I can think of worse ways to spend a weekend.

edit: forgot second quote