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Maybe said someone will just laugh and decide you should be best friends. Or laugh hysterically and get a restraining order. Or laugh because you're clearly a noob. Or laugh for no fucking reason because the internet ruined us all.
I was talking to a Playmate once and said "you must have some awesome changing room stories" she laughed it off, but then said she was once at a fetish show where all the models were in latex - the ladies room was a revolving door of women rushing in and stripping down just to stand around naked and cool off.
Bottles are bad juju. They can create a vacuum seal. This requires either a trip to the emergency room, or a good friend coming by your house with a power drill to make a hole in the bottle to release the vacuum.
Ass toys are specifically designed to fit in your ass safely. Household objects aren't designed for that either. Things can get sucked in, can cause tears, or in the case of glass bottles, they can shatter. Much better to use a butt plug
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[–] OnlyHalfGay 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
its actually much more comfortable to sleep with latex panties or something when wearing a buttplug
it might fall out during sleep if its not secured
[–] [deleted] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] Eirene 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Maybe said someone will just laugh and decide you should be best friends. Or laugh hysterically and get a restraining order. Or laugh because you're clearly a noob. Or laugh for no fucking reason because the internet ruined us all.
[–] SegFault 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"WTF! You too?!"
[–] OnlyHalfGay ago
is it such a big deal? theres nothing wrong with anal or being a little sexually adventurous
am i fucked in the head or something?
[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was talking to a Playmate once and said "you must have some awesome changing room stories" she laughed it off, but then said she was once at a fetish show where all the models were in latex - the ladies room was a revolving door of women rushing in and stripping down just to stand around naked and cool off.
[–] OnlyHalfGay ago
thats weak to be honest, i could wear latex for days, but then it gets kinda gross
[–] icamefromreddityo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's sad that some people normalise their fetishes so much that they'd wear latex panties with a buttplug while sleeping.
Just be a man about it and shove a bottle up your ass.
[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do you want anal fissures? Cause that's how you get anal fissures.
[–] oedipusaurus_rex ago
Bottles are bad juju. They can create a vacuum seal. This requires either a trip to the emergency room, or a good friend coming by your house with a power drill to make a hole in the bottle to release the vacuum.
Ass toys are specifically designed to fit in your ass safely. Household objects aren't designed for that either. Things can get sucked in, can cause tears, or in the case of glass bottles, they can shatter. Much better to use a butt plug
[–] OnlyHalfGay ago
bro, it feels awesome, cant help it
[–] mightnotbeme 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Never thought of that. Every day is s learning day cheers mate.
[–] OnlyHalfGay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, latex is amazing (especially if you got the fetish) because it wont get lube stains if theres some on the ass/plug