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[–] heratiki 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I'd honestly like to know how many lives I've significantly affected. Did I keep someone from committing suicide because I commented on how beautiful the day was? Did I keep someone from requiring back surgery because I lifted a heavy object for them instead of them lifting it. Did someone live because I decided to stay home instead of go for a drive?

I just want to know how far the chaos goes and how much I've altered the lives of everyone for better or worse. Then, speaking hypothetically of course, I would want to try it all over again and see if I could save just a few more people.

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[–] redditrefugee1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

good answer. can't upvote, but this was a thoughtful response.

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[–] heratiki 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Your response is enough of an upvote for me. Simply add to the discussion throughout Voat and you will give me the highest of upvoats.

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[–] tester111223 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

why can't you upvote?

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[–] Sento_Fernner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is what I came to say. I want to know what my actions actually caused, good and bad. There are many people I tried to help, and people I tried to harm. I wonder on a roughly often basis on how effective my life has been, to date.

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[–] hdwarty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Did someone live because I decided to stay home instead of go for a drive?

This is the type of thing I would look up first. I have really bad anxiety and paranoia so if I just decide not to go somewhere or do something, I imagine it was probably the best choice just in case something happened because of me.

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[–] heratiki 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yup same here. I'm alway convincing myself not to do things and I've always hoped that by not doing them I have helped someone somewhere but I'm pretty sure that's just a delusion.

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[–] Asstronaut 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

How many women were into me.

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[–] Asstronaut 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Good point. One final Facepalm.

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[–] Asstronaut 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good G*d, yes :)

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[–] Sukera 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And maybe who.

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[–] Asstronaut 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly. Although, you could risk that there would be a cousin or a granny on that list. Probably best to specify age etc.

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[–] jubjub25 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why did you censor "God"?

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[–] blueapplepiedude [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

For me, I would first look at how many times have I almost died.

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[–] heratiki 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is an interesting thought. Looking back at your life that one time you decided to text while driving and nothing bad seemed to happen at all but you never saw that you narrowly missed a pothole which would have caught you offguard and sent you careening into a telephone pole. I would like to see this as well.

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[–] shoryu890 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

how many times and like a video playback of how you almost died would be pretty interesting. You could be watching countless videos of yourself ALMOST dying.

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[–] Gomez_Addams 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Volume of poop generated.

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[–] heratiki 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well you can already find that out. Just check out this site and calculate your current amount of poo or just alter your birth year to reflect what your average lifespan would be. And if you want to get really technical you can check out this site for even more in-depth information on America's pooping habits.

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[–] Gomez_Addams 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There really is a website for everything!

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[–] Greasy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I see someone else watches Robot Chicken.

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[–] gromenawer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I want a full report. Distribution of sizes, volume, full palette of colors, speed coming out, how many dogs run away because of the smell. Everything!

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[–] NachoEnforcer 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'd just like to know what I was best at. Like was I the best person in the world at forgetting my keys or walking into a room and forgetting why I was there. Or since I probably wouldn't be number 1 in any category what category I was highest/lowest in.

Also calories in versus calories out would be super interesting on a lifetime scale. What food did I actually eat the most of?

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[–] CoolDan 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the food choices would be interesting, but kcal in/out, would just be some giant number +/-, right? Unless you died of starvation, then the + would always be greater than the -.

What about a list of all the food you didn't eat?

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[–] Kontrollverlust 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

How many people I made happy, or who the person I made the happiest (aside from myself). Something in that direction.

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[–] effusive_ermine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You took my answer. Good on you :)

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[–] Sento_Fernner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd be interested in a happiness leader board and where I sat compared to the people I knew. If I had to hazard a guess the happiness to IQ ratio would have an inverse correlation.

Ignorance is bliss sort of thing.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ability to signal has no more bearing on your driving skills than your ability to fasten a seatbelt.

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[–] GenghisSean 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, but it at least makes you a (more) considerate driver.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Penis touches. Just a little and otherwise.

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