Fe yu ke ri di yu ke ta Esata
If you can read this you can talk Esata.
I discovered Esata when browsing the conlangs on Verbix and I find it most interesting. Rather than proclaiming itself to be the next international language, instead it plays off of English's unofficial lingua franca status and creates an "official" English creole.
Here's the creator's website: http://www.beginnersgame.com/esata.html
You can also find a grammar book PDF for it on there.
Its weird how common words are condensed into mere syllables, it reminds me of Japanese. Weird, yet satisfying. Unfortunately Esata has hardly been touched; I even searched through Reddit and saw no mention of it. Perhaps us Goatees should give it a try?