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[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When I was in college I walked a drunk girl home to the nearby dorms because she was so plastered she didn't know where she was. I got invited up for some Mario Kart action with her and her friends. Get upstairs and there's no Mario Kart and she starts making out with me. I push her away and look around for SNES only to find there isn't one. She get's pissed and starts yelling so I nope the fuck out of there.

Will never know how badly I could have whooped her and her friends at Mario Kart.