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Archived What's your best "Yo Momma" joke? (AskVoat)
submitted 4.5 years ago by Crisco_McFlow
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 4.5 years ago
Yo mamma so fat, she give other people diabetes.
Yo mamma so black, when she gets in the bathtub, she makes tea.
[–] GirlOnTheInternet 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 4.5 years ago
Yo momma so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James.
[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 4.5 years ago
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
[–] Crisco_McFlow [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 4.5 years ago
My favorite one so far.
[–] theburntsausage 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.5 years ago
Yo mama so stupid she heard it was chilli outside and grabbed a bowl.
[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.5 years ago
Yo mamma so fat she has three zip codes.
[–] sctoor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.5 years ago
Yo momma so fat, she wears neck deodorant.
[–] Ekiph 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) 4.5 years ago
Yo momma is so hairy, sasquatch wouldn't touch her.
[–] Lube-N-Blisters 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 4.5 years ago
Yo momma is so fat we talk about her at /v/fatpeoplehate
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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yo mamma so fat, she give other people diabetes.
Yo mamma so black, when she gets in the bathtub, she makes tea.
[–] GirlOnTheInternet 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yo momma so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James.
[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
[–] Crisco_McFlow [S] ago
My favorite one so far.
[–] theburntsausage 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yo mama so stupid she heard it was chilli outside and grabbed a bowl.
[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yo mamma so fat she has three zip codes.
[–] sctoor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yo momma so fat, she wears neck deodorant.
[–] Ekiph 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Yo momma is so hairy, sasquatch wouldn't touch her.
[–] Lube-N-Blisters 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Yo momma is so fat we talk about her at /v/fatpeoplehate