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[–] Powie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"What if none of this is real? What if I'm actually imagining all of this, and am really in a psych ward because of it?"

Or, more hypothetically; "If a giant monster showed up, how would I react? I feel like I probably wouldn't because it's a giant monster, it might just be in my head, so if everyone sees me freak out, when in reality only I can see it, I'd be labeled as crazy." Basically, I'd rather be killed by a monster than seen as crazy.

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[–] Pattoe [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What if everybody sees it but they have the same logic as you and nobody reacts and it just calmly eats everybody?

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[–] CantStopPooping 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What if none of this is real?

Yeah, like the theory that life really isn't real, but we're really just in an elaborate computer simulation. That freaks me out.

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[–] Genital_Erection_ 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sometimes when I'm hiking I think about salamanders, salamanders with tits, and how awesome that would be. Then I remember that they walk close to the ground, causing their nipples to rub constantly...making them bleed profusely.

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[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, you win the prize. This has to be the only thing out of all these replies that has never popped in my head. But now it will.

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[–] Genital_Erection_ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Whenever hiking to a campground at a national park there will usually be a three-sided wooden shelter to house people from the elements, and inside that shelter there is usually a journal people will write in and sometimes when you read the entries from different people you might find that one gem of imagination. The story I told in my previous comment was one of these journal entry gems and also included a very crudely drawn comic strip of this salamander with bloody nipples, it was by and by the funniest trail entry I have ever read, but the credit goes to the trail alias of Tree Hugger. If you are out there Tree Hugger then I would like to thank you for amazing, inspiring and insightful story about salamander tits.

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[–] PaperForPlastic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This isn't something I "think about", so to speak, but rather something that made me think... I was surprised by how anxious and depressed something so simple made me: I found myself aimlessly scrolling through the years on my calendar app... I stopped on the year 2462 and saw that my birthday would be on a Sunday.

I've been thinking about it for days now and I can't get over how much it's affected me. Being that close to being able to visualize a time you can't experience is super frustrating (to me anyway).

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[–] hdwarty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...this comment made me anxious. And now I'll be thinking about it.

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[–] CantStopPooping 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't think that the day before rioting and martial law will necessarily be normal. Often there is a build up of bullshit over a period of time that finally make the general population snap.

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[–] 123_456 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why are people on the internet so stupid? You reading this comment! Explain yourself!

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[–] jerry 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Im not even that stupid its usually just that i have different views than some!

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[–] daftfader 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A mob is as smart as the dumbest member divided by the number of members...

'nuff said

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[–] bugman07 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What if the dumbest had negative intelligence?

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[–] Puptaw 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[–] chamington 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is the internet, so no matter how many people tell me I'm wrong, it cannot become a physical fight.

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[–] chamington 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If I die right now, I won't have to do the 20+ page paper that's due on Tuesday.

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[–] Pattoe [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes but imagine all the paper work involved in the afterlife

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[–] chamington 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Meh, it's less than 20 pages I bet

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[–] syxsyx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Death.. Idk why, the idea of death, for me, sounds very peaceful.

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[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, it does, doesn't it? Then again, as someone who has struggled with depression on and off for almost 40 years, when I find myself thinking about this too much, it's a sign to talk to someone.

But I still cannot honestly say that death doesn't just sound like such a relief from all the day to day noise and worry. Like going to bed at the end of a long, hard day.

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[–] syxsyx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unspoken tranquility. That's how I put it.

Life is a long, pain-intensive, pointless process to a finite end..

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[–] TokyoMoon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm in the same boat, except to me its the most terrifying thing ever. I think about how I absolutely have no power over it and that one day I will never live again. Ever. Eternally.

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[–] greiierg 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If oxygen is a drug and we're all addicted. How much of what we experience is a hallucination?

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[–] nomad_shifter42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This one. I think about how Serotonin is almost structurally identical to other Psychadelics like DMT & LSD. I think about how the entire world looks like it does because of how my eyes work, and how they catch reflections of light. How would you know it was a hallucination if you had been having it since the second you were born?

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[–] id 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Or even better, would it be a hallucination at all in that case?

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