Anon Archived What would you say to a friend who is distraught? (AnonThoughts)
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Anon Archived What would you say to a friend who is distraught? (AnonThoughts)
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Tell them you're going to fight them until they tell you what's wrong and then actually punch them until they fight back, Put on a good show and then get your ass kicked on purpose. Nothing gets a man feeling better than wailing on another and once it's out of his system pick yourself up and offer to buy him a beer.
Or you could go with the top reply so far and tell him you'll keep his secrets or fuck his mother while she's grieving if he follows through with acting like a whiny bitch. That'll usually work too but it lacks the bonding a fight tends to bring out in men.