My wife annoys the fuck out of me. So regularly that it has pushed me to the point I'm no longer in the same room with her unless I'm sleeping or fucking her.
If she comes around she'll often say something like "Are you ready?" without context this draws my bewilderment, "Um. Ready for what?" Looking at her feeling confused by what she is saying "To go get that shirt at the county fair you wanted." I'm puzzled. She then reminds me of a shirt I really wanted last year at the fair while completely baring in mind we haven't discussed this for a year. A year!
And it's like this every day with everything. We don't have discussions anymore without a mundane conversation going down the rabbit hole. We start a discussion with what's for dinner and it ends with her talking about how cannabalism would solve world hunger and over population. All I wanted was to talk about regularly food, not eating people!
I'm a grown ass man and know good hygiene and proper cleanliness. I go to the bathroom and hear her chirp from across the house, "Dont forget to flush the toilet, put the toilet seat back down, and wash your hands!"
I pause, my countenance darkens, and the energy drains out of me only to be replaced by toxic black soul sludge.
Pick any topic, pick any event, pick anything at all. She will find a way to turn any minor thing into a lecture or something outlandish. I don't get her anymore.
Any of you experience this?