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[–] 10928510? ago  (edited ago)

One morning as soon as I woke I felt a big fart. Raised up my leg and pushed hard(I wanted the whole house to hear this jewel). Instead, I shit the bed. Instead of hearing this glorious fart, they heard my screams. It happens. Only that one time, though