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[–] 6496566 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I do the exact same thing. I'm actually 3 kids in a trench coat

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[–] 6496260 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's much easier to let people believe what they think is the truth about yourself. Some people even come up with hilariously stupid ideas.

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[–] 6497663 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Next you have to randomize your online search patterns, slightly change your personal info on all documents everywhere and start buying properties in random places, have your mail route through random PO boxes, open bank accounts in different cities with varying amounts and hand out those debit card to strangers to use in random places. Make anyone trying to follow waste so many resources trying to find you that it bankrupts them.

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[–] 6496726 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But what if you're lying about lying?

:o

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[–] 6498765 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

if(boolCaughtInALie)
{
        if(boolLyingAboutLying)
        {
                BrainExplode();
        {
}

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[–] 6496495 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't lie but I don't write to much about myself.

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[–] 6496768 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There's enough good verbage on reddit to convincgly pretend you are a doctor, lawyer, physicist, or engineer.

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[–] 6496500 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I knew you were a dog. I could tell by how you smell others butts when you greet them.

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[–] 6496522 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Op is highly paid orgy pro confirmed.

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[–] 6496327 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Good luck with that

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[–] 6506131 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks bitch.

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