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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Kind of, but NASA and the Forest Service are America's Super Secret Police forces.

Also, the the Federal Marshals...

Also, the ultra secet federal police on some of the most remote Indian Reservations, their jurisdictional boundaries are so grey, it makes the aliens look black and white.

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

the forest service is probably the best running of any of them ..but for real we probably have secret police nobody has ever heard of

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh, we've heard of them, but nobody ever thinks of them. They hide in plain sight. Go to work in boring cars. Their ugly offices are in the middle of town and when you see them you eyes glide right over them- not because of some super secret government technology or occult magic, although both of those are locked tightly away in SCI programs, but rather because of how mundane and unbelievably boring government work actually is 99.999% of the time.

Seriously, I think most agents justify spending time on image boards like /pol/ or voat, not because they think there are national security threats here, but because we make them laugh and they can put it on a yearly budget allocation.