Mr Fries has lived for 10000 years. He is suffering froma typical case of capitalist nihilism.
''Everything is the same, this progress, it never ends, what's the point?'' We go from cars to space ships to dimensional ships to Mc Ships, IT NEVER ENDS''
says mc fried to the doctor.
''my wealth increases and I can increasingly afford the top of luxury, usually 1 year earlier than the poorer among us, what's the point to get richer?''
''What does it matter how many planets I own, how many businesses I succeed at how high I scor eon the scoreboard of entrepreneurship for the last 10 years, 1 month, 2 centuries, in this dat or the other sector, in this and that or the other region, am I the best cook? and for what alien? what the fuck is the point. This that and the other simulation, I've ate all foods, I've fucked 100 species with my different bodies in all my different mansions.'' ''This ended swirling of ever increasing wealth, knowledge, power and range of experience goes round and round and it makes my soul dizzy''
doctor grubs hands intensely
doctor: ''have you tried fighting immoral xenos?''
Mcfries: ''what's the point? we already overwhelm every single space nigger''
doctor: ''I have a cure right here''
*starts advanced infinity-sense 'video' ''
Mr Fries is led to identify with a journey of a primitive investor of an alien race faced with the organizational incompetence of his species
''So you hate education
you hate the children
you want thieves and gangs to rule
you want us to be defenseless...''
Mr fries is at first nihilist, but when he sees the attacks from the xeno's own species he begins to identify with his suffering and begins to rage against these attacks. The McBallsComplex MArk IV augmentation was good for something after all.
They see the aliens standing in the way of their own success, but most importantly the investor, while Mc fries had experienced the total safety of whatever he built -t would not be stolen, he sees the guarantee that whatever the investor built would be stolen by statists for projects that only served to impede progress.
Why build a home if one has to pay tribute to these parasite. No! these predators! No, these degenerates No! none of these words, even combined capture these abominations.
As the disgust invited the natural response of ostracism and purging, he began to think about the costs.
Doctor Mc grubby hands: Well why Mr Fries, with your modest wealth you could fight for all eternity, you would even grow richer in the meantime.
3 cycles later, Mc fries walks out of his clone chamber after an epic feat with his new found colleagues they had just come out 'alive' from inserting a farting McNuke up a xeno's ass. NExt they stop at a custom McNuke's store.
What ingredients would you like your McNukes with?
lol I'm going to put this 121 neutrino mixture with this jank ass fuel. yolo
Fighting xeno is the final frontiere of entertainment. Challenge of the week, first to defeat xenos with poisonous sexy chicks only gets the prize! Who needs taxation to fund the military when people pay off others for the exclusive privilege of attacking a xeno territory or choosing how it should be attacked. and when one is paid to explore the galaxy for people suffering of their own incompetent species, to be beamed out and have charitable military cleansing services, to deal with the perpetual shortage of xenos to fight.