[–] Diggernicks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The cops can have my guns, but they'll get the bullets first.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rifles go through police vests.

[–] uvb76 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah but you have to throw it really hard to get the right amount of force.

[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You also need it to connect point-first instead of side-first, and it's tricky because they're not really balanced for throwing.

[–] sonuvspam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

MY rifle has a hollow point

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My kid's response:

"My daddy is going to shoot you. No pension for you!"