Archived AlphaCats kill almost 3 BILLION times per year in the US alone (theoatmeal.com)
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Archived AlphaCats kill almost 3 BILLION times per year in the US alone (theoatmeal.com)
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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The felines of peace strike again.
My alpha cat once jumped on me in the middle of the night. I screamed at him to leave me the heck alone. In the morning, I found a bee stinger stuck in my thigh and my cat was sitting in the windowsill looking all reproachfully at me, and next to him was the biggest bee or wasp that I ever saw in my life.
[–] InnocentBystander [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now the question is, was your cat trying to save you from the bee, or was it him that caught it and used it to stab you?