Archived AlphaCats kill almost 3 BILLION times per year in the US alone (theoatmeal.com)
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Archived AlphaCats kill almost 3 BILLION times per year in the US alone (theoatmeal.com)
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[–] bfriend13 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I use to have two cats that eliminated every rat and mouse for the whole block. We still had lots of birds around. Since the two cats have passed, I now have rat and mice problems. I want to go to the county shelter and pick out another mouser, but how do you tell if the cat would do the job well?
[–] InnocentBystander [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Take a mouse to the shelter with you. Toss it into the cat room then adopt whoever kills it.
Probably best to wait until the staff is not looking.
[–] bfriend13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why did I laugh at this?
[–] Le_Squish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I got 2 beast that keep my house rodent free and have definetly added IQ points to the local bird population. I want to get a protégé for them to rear in the ways of yard tigering.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The felines of peace strike again.
My alpha cat once jumped on me in the middle of the night. I screamed at him to leave me the heck alone. In the morning, I found a bee stinger stuck in my thigh and my cat was sitting in the windowsill looking all reproachfully at me, and next to him was the biggest bee or wasp that I ever saw in my life.
[–] InnocentBystander [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now the question is, was your cat trying to save you from the bee, or was it him that caught it and used it to stab you?