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[–] jqueso 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

"I didn't know that the marinara had tomatoes in it" it's been a minute since I've laughed that hard. thanks.

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[–] Durm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

marina has fish in it

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[–] Caesarkid1 ago 

The only response to that question is

Sure! Mind if I watch?

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[–] Reddit_traitor 3 points 8 points (+11|-3) ago 

if you order a rib-eye well done you need done in by a firing squad.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Any steak well done is a travesty. Might as well order chicken or pork chops.

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[–] auto_turret ago 

Hey man don't put down delicious pork chops. What are ya, muslim?

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[–] Mogumbo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I agree bradah but we need to rub jerked chicken spices on their gentiles

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[–] talmoridor-x 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Anything other than raw is nigger-tier.

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[–] Mogumbo [S] ago 

Yah bradah you mah boi

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[–] Adminstrater 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I like my guacamole without any avocados.

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[–] ilikeskittles 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Funny thing is, this is probably about right.

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[–] MrDarkWater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It is in my family. It's spot fucking on

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Niggers will not eat meat unless its well-done. Niggers ruin everything, including food. And they never tip according to every server thats ever worked for me.

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had some tip ok once or twice, but generally they don't tip very well at all.

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[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just wipe its ass and pull the horns off.

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[–] slevin_kelevra 5 points 1 point (+6|-5) ago 

I'll stay as long as I want. 5% tip for service that tries to rush me out the door.

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[–] con77 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

Says the guy that doesn't tip any way

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[–] Humansized 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I dont tip because its not my job to pay the server, thats their employers job. Its not my fault they get paid less than minimum wage. If anything they can keep my change when i leave the money on the table

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