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[–] 19006773? ago 

I tried but she said only if I did the Masonic rituals with her to be sealed in the celestial kingdom for eternity

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[–] 19011151? ago 

The celestial kingdom is a mormon only thing. The celestial kingdom is essentially an infinite expanse of stars and planets, and God is training us to become good Gods. In the Celestial Kingdom, we all become Gods, and rule over our own planet or planets that we create. Basically you have to be moral and righteous enough, that you would make for a good God in order to go into the celestial kingdom. Celestial kingdom is a step above normal heaven, which mormons also believe. We also have regular hell, and outer darkness hell which is special hell for jews and ultimate evil.

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[–] 19012363? ago 

you must be a very good guy to be your own God

What kind of god would I be, do I get to choose my class? Can I be Neptune?

we have heaven too

Is this heaven just regular heaven? Float around, eat fruit, drink wine, no sex, just eternal holiday.

regular hell

Well, I'm so glad there's middle ground… what if I just want to go to the underworld or haunt my barrow? There's stories of hospitable elves and ghosts in the sagas.

jews and ultimate evil

You mean there's an evil beyond the jew? Is ultimate evil just devils or something like the Outer Gods?

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[–] 19011153? ago 

I pity the life that gets stuck with the niggers you train to be 'gods'.

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[–] 19006775? ago 

Hey hey it is your lucky day since that is no doubt the same celestial kingdom that they jews and muslims are going to as well. You are going to be up to your hairline in infant and boy asshole for eternity.