The Mormons are the church in the US closest to cucking that can still be brought back from the brink.
The majority of Mormons are solid, clean-living people with strong culturally conservative instincts. But prog cancer is spreading surprisingly quickly. Until recently you only saw it online but the progs have become bolder, speaking up in church services and trying to force institutional changes.
In many parts of North America there's a shortage of men. Porn and video games are the main reason. Guys get sucked into those, don't go on their mission and stop attending church out of shame/depression/cynicism. Every time it happens, one more faithful girl doesn't have a husband. It's worst in the Mountain West. In some YSA wards there are two or three women for every man. It isn't worth going into the reasons for this. Mistakes were made. We compromised too much with modernity.
I'm a Mormon (Latter-day Saint is the preferred term these days), 28, a grad student, married, two kids, closeted cynical right-winger and I've never posted on a board like this before. But desperate times, right.
I won't be able to take it if the church cucks. What we've created is too fucking amazing to lose. Deseret is the closest humanity has ever come to utopia. We need more solid Mormon families, more babies. There are beautiful girls (Mormons are mostly English and Scandinavian stock) growing old without ever bearing children.
I'm begging you. I know you think Mormonism is ridiculous. I know, magic underwear and planets and whatever. But you've got it wrong. I'm begging you. Find some missionaries, take the leap and go full Mormon. Quit the weed, the video games and the porn. Be a man. Get off the internet. Find a good girl, she'll follow your lead. She needs you.
I won't be posting on here again. Godspeed.
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[–] 19006773? ago
I tried but she said only if I did the Masonic rituals with her to be sealed in the celestial kingdom for eternity
[–] 19011151? ago
The celestial kingdom is a mormon only thing. The celestial kingdom is essentially an infinite expanse of stars and planets, and God is training us to become good Gods. In the Celestial Kingdom, we all become Gods, and rule over our own planet or planets that we create. Basically you have to be moral and righteous enough, that you would make for a good God in order to go into the celestial kingdom. Celestial kingdom is a step above normal heaven, which mormons also believe. We also have regular hell, and outer darkness hell which is special hell for jews and ultimate evil.
[–] 19012363? ago
What kind of god would I be, do I get to choose my class? Can I be Neptune?
Is this heaven just regular heaven? Float around, eat fruit, drink wine, no sex, just eternal holiday.
Well, I'm so glad there's middle ground… what if I just want to go to the underworld or haunt my barrow? There's stories of hospitable elves and ghosts in the sagas.
You mean there's an evil beyond the jew? Is ultimate evil just devils or something like the Outer Gods?
[–] 19011153? ago
I pity the life that gets stuck with the niggers you train to be 'gods'.
[–] 19006775? ago
Hey hey it is your lucky day since that is no doubt the same celestial kingdom that they jews and muslims are going to as well. You are going to be up to your hairline in infant and boy asshole for eternity.