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[–] 18653452? 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

A rubber mallet to knock them out, cable ties to restrain them, gorilla tape to keep them quiet/blind, a pick up to carry them to a location 15+ miles outside of what ever urban dumpster you live in, and a 12 gauge homemade slamfire pipegun to dispose of them once you're out there.

Any other stupid fucking questions? Also, wear doeskin gloves. No fingerprints.

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[–] 18658356? ago 

Do this to 1000 people got it.

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[–] 18655729? ago 

using a gun when trying to be sneaky

Just slash the throat and leave him bleed to death.

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[–] 18654545? ago 

>>13286128

Roll of carpet and lye if you're looking to dispose of bodies glowing compost.

Or just, you know, not physically remove the compost and instead shovel it outside firmly but politely.

>>13286161

Always assume every fed/cianigger/undercover LEO is wired and lojacked and that there is a backup unit standing by within a mile of your location in case things get violent.

Anon's idea >>13286223 of reporting them to the police is probably the most effective. Especially if you have the forethought to record it.

Remember, you are just an innocent, average Joe frustrated with your government but you're not into that 'hey kid, want to blow up a federal business' nonsense.

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[–] 18653456? ago 

Also, pour a finely ground mixture of calcium hydroxide over the body before you inter it. Better safe than sorry. Polite sage.

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[–] 18653468? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You realize that your lack of telepathy will have you overwhelmingly killing innocents, right? Serial killing won’t make your operations secure. You’ll just be a slave chained to necessity, trapped in a worsening spiral.