Saw someone make the joke on Twitter, "Yo mama so far right, she has two American flags on her house."
I realized we can make some jokes that highlight the fact that mothers who are further to the Right are generally happier, fitter, better members of the community, stable, caring, loving, and present in their family's lives.
I wrote several, some of them could be thrown into the garbage and it wouldn't have any effect on the trajectory of the universe, but I figure if we're writing jokes we should throw a few at the wall and see if they stick.
Yo mama so far right, she's still married to your dad
Yo mama so far right, she read books to you before bed
Yo mama so far right, she let her boys be boys
Yo mama so far right, she knows girls should have their own bathroom
Yo mama so far right, you don't have any step-siblings
Yo mama so far right, nobody ever thought she was a slut
Yo mama so far right, she never cheated on anybody
Yo mama so far right, her family respects her
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't have venereal disease
Yo mama so far right, she taught you to respect yourself
Yo mama so far right, she believes in freedom of speech
Yo mama so far right, she knows privilege is earned
Yo mama so far right, she likes the American flag
Yo mama so far right, she's actively involved in her community
Yo mama so far right, she's encouraging you to have children
Yo mama so far right, she is virtuous instead of virtue signaling
Yo mama so far right, she volunteers at a charity
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't get her happiness from Likes
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't hate herself for her skin color
Yo mama so far right, she knows it's OK To Be White
Yo mama so far right, she's suspicious of corporate media
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't worship celebrities
Yo mama so far right, she didn't get her values from TV and the Movies
Yo mama so far right, she thanks soldiers for their sacrifice
Yo mama so far right, she wants Europe to be European
Every girl, growing up, wants to be a good daughter, good mother, and good wife. But every girl is being trained for two decades to be quite the opposite. Maybe some younger women who haven't ruined themselves can be positively affected by this kind of humor – fingers crossed anyways.
Thanks and God Bless.
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[–] 18202667? 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Yo mama so right wing that she voted for Reagon. Stupid bitch
Yo mama so right wing she believes the 1% actually contribute to the economy
Yo mama so right-wing her favorite crackers are Israeli crackers
Yo mama so right wing she donates to peta
Yo mama so right wing she advocated for the ban of violent video games
Yo mama so right wing she got married at a 40k wedding. Fucking retard
Yo mama so right wing she hires Mexicans because her 80 pound husband can't work in the sun
Yo mama so right wing she goes to church She's christian
Yo mama so right wing she takes her 300 pound kids to Mcdonalds every Friday
Yo mama so right wing she believes in trickle down economics. Worthless shit
Yo mama so right wing Bush when he was president
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