While I'm sure most of you goys are as excited as I am about this event, preparing your pizza and beer to stuff down your gullet as you hug your waifu pillow, let's take some time to look at this years AMAZING nominees for best pic-cha!
Black Panther
HiTech African sci-fi, what's not to love? "Hella diverse" with barely any pesky whites. SHOULD win for dat cultcha, but it won't.
BlacKkKlansman
Spike Lee deserves this because, it would be a good gesture, you know the struggle he's gone through. Race relations, highlighting the evils of whiteness. Pretty based.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Biopic about a faggot singer who died of aids. Freddy had a good voice, but most importantly, did I mention he's gay? He's gay, and LGBTQ+ is very important. Should win!
The Favourite
Never heard of it, apparently it stars Emma Stone. She's very attractive, so awarding privileged white people is the last thing we need in 2019. Make way for the vibrant diversity!
Green Book
White guy drives a nigger around. It deals with race relations, so I like the white guilt angle being pushed here. Sounds great to me!
Roma
Directed by a Mexican about a maid in Mexico city. Holds a lot of promise, but can this break through in TRUMP's America?
A Star is Born
Jewish princess LADY GAGA and leading Jewish man BRADLEY COOPER deserve this. They're Jewish and they're singing? SHALOM OSCAR!!!
Vice
Dick Cheney BAD the movie. I don't think people want to be reminded about white males, so lol… no… just no.
See you all on the red carpet!
I have not seen one of these movies, and if you have, allow me to recommend you take an opportunity to kys promptly.
OP - https://8ch.net/pol/res/12847138.html
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[–] 17004323? ago
Ahh, Spike Lee never fails. He chimped out on the scene:
[–] 17027980? ago
Manchildren do this when they are angry, I saw it once on this faggot biker hangaround once.
[–] 17005592? ago
A very niggest of genteel nigger display.
This shit has been going on for almost a hundred years now with an influx and promotion of niggers in the film biz I expect in the future we can see some real chimpouts.
Something that could make worl star and make /pol/ collectively laugh so hard we fall out of our chairs and bump our heads.
[–] 17027981? ago
Special Lifetime Achievement Award for Mike Judge for predictive cinematography.