While I'm sure most of you goys are as excited as I am about this event, preparing your pizza and beer to stuff down your gullet as you hug your waifu pillow, let's take some time to look at this years AMAZING nominees for best pic-cha!
Black Panther
HiTech African sci-fi, what's not to love? "Hella diverse" with barely any pesky whites. SHOULD win for dat cultcha, but it won't.
BlacKkKlansman
Spike Lee deserves this because, it would be a good gesture, you know the struggle he's gone through. Race relations, highlighting the evils of whiteness. Pretty based.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Biopic about a faggot singer who died of aids. Freddy had a good voice, but most importantly, did I mention he's gay? He's gay, and LGBTQ+ is very important. Should win!
The Favourite
Never heard of it, apparently it stars Emma Stone. She's very attractive, so awarding privileged white people is the last thing we need in 2019. Make way for the vibrant diversity!
Green Book
White guy drives a nigger around. It deals with race relations, so I like the white guilt angle being pushed here. Sounds great to me!
Roma
Directed by a Mexican about a maid in Mexico city. Holds a lot of promise, but can this break through in TRUMP's America?
A Star is Born
Jewish princess LADY GAGA and leading Jewish man BRADLEY COOPER deserve this. They're Jewish and they're singing? SHALOM OSCAR!!!
Vice
Dick Cheney BAD the movie. I don't think people want to be reminded about white males, so lol… no… just no.
See you all on the red carpet!
I have not seen one of these movies, and if you have, allow me to recommend you take an opportunity to kys promptly.
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[–] 17001597? ago
Propaganda can still affect you even if you're aware of it. Especially if it's repetitive. It's really best to avoid letting Shlomo manipulate your vision and thoughts otherwise you'll be viewing the world through the eyes of some jew's mentally ill kaleidoscope of cinema.
[–] 17004308? ago
Absolutely this. Don't watch movies alone. Make fun of them with friends at the most.
[–] 17027251? ago
>>12848563
I stick to the three Bs: Bourne, Bond and Batman.
Pay attention, 007. They can teach you a lot.
[–] 17003542? ago
thats true. also the main reason I have no idea what any of this shit is, is because I stopped paying any attention to jewywood a long time ago. Its so disgusting, I couldnt even watch to make fun of it like mst3k. It would be like watching cuck porn "ironically". How could you do that to yourself? theres the "good" kind of bad movie, then there is absolutely disgusting, rage inducing shit like a typical hollywood kikefest.
[–] 17005590? ago
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>>12847405
Know your enemies is a golden rule in the art of war.
And there are a few of right wing mst3k, blackpill and E;R
[–] 17001607? ago
Fair enough. But there's something to be said for having awareness of the enemy's propaganda firstperson rather than letting someone else inform your opinions. That's critical thinking 101.