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[–] 16902432? ago 

Honesty, /pol/. It’s not that hard. Masturbation is good for you and you know it. You ought to masturbate to porn at every opportunity.

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[–] 16902433? ago 

Yes this is true, it increases testosterone and white blood cells, and can also increase the lifespan by up to 5 years.

Pro tip, virgins: Your penis gets bigger every time you masturbate. Guys with huge dicks jacked off the most.

Link between buttholes and IQ: According to new studies, masturbating up your asshole with a cucumber is proven to increase your IQ by up to 20 points. You know those dildo machines in internet porn? Invented by Albert Einstein. The smartest guys are the ones who get buttfucked the most.

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[–] 16918676? ago 

Wtf I love prolapsed anuses now

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[–] 16902440? ago 

Lol nope