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[–] 16965531? ago 

No dude I'm jesusgodsatan ! You are the imposter! I mean I'm a humble servant of jesusgodsatan! You have to worship me I mean jesusgodsatan! You have to eat an ice cream sandwich every day at midnight or you are evil and will burn in Cuba. Pfft. Don't you have faith? Pfft. I just know my system is right I mean jesusgodsatans system. Fucking dumb ass fedoras won't just have faith and eat ice cream sandwiches at midnight every night. It says right here in this book I wrote I mean in this book Navi the fairy wrote that you have to do this. It also says here that you have to worship me because unlike the 100000000 people claiming to be the real master of reality I'm legit! Did you know that militaries don't even use bullets? They use the jesusgodsatan system! Every military does this! The laws of reality arent even real! I'm the only one who knows . Be my slave and you can maybe be jesusgodsatans slave one day!