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[–] 16954317? ago 

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Ben Garrison's origin story

Ben's father (Hans-Ubermensch Reichman) was in the SS, I say "WAS'' not because after 1945 both the NSDAP and the SS were dismantled but because Ben's father was kicked out of the SS by Hitler personally. Why was he kicked out of the SS and the NSDAP you ask? Not because he was a coward, jewloving shill or some other kind of traitors. He was kicked out for, brace yourselves… being TOO racist!

Today Poland is the most racially homogenous state in the world, yet when war broke out it was a very multicultural and racially diverse state so how did that happen? Well Hans-Ubermensch thats what!!!

During after Polen capitulated Hans-Ubermensch went around the villages and massacred anyone but the purest Aryan phenotypes (which is why Poland has such nice phenotypes these days) and he didn't just massacre them… He went around performing the most sadistic, repulsive and unholy forms of torture and descecration (for those of you who are familiar with Ben's "exploits" Vietnam this would be a dejavu, thats where Ben got it from) on Jews and other kinds of lower races, since after all Hans-Ubermensch was an Aryan of the highest class (pic related https://ibb.co/iP883J ).

Anyways, when Hitler found out, recieving graphic evidence of his doings in Poland the the eastern front he felt disgust undescribable in words and and felt that this racism was simply too much, he was also traumatised mentally by it (if you look at certain footages of Hitler after 1941 you will see his hand behind his back shaking, thats because of the trama Hans-Ubermensch's sadistic racial hatred and terroristic punishment for the kikes and the impure ones). After being kicked out of the SS and the NSDAP for what Hitler refered to as "extreme racism even for me" Hans-Ubermensch fled to Argentina with his wife Helga Reichman and since he was no longer on the eastern front defeating sometimes Soviet armies as big as 100 000 men with 5 000 tanks ON HIS OWN, the war gradually began turning against the Germans and eventually they lost. After the war was lost Hans-Ubermensch in collaboration with other diaspora SS men and fled party members planned for the resurection eventually after discussing decided the USA as having enough Aryan potential to be the base of the 4th Reich and decided to subvert it and use it to wage global racial Blitzkrieg.

Hans-Ubermensch Reichman changed his and his wife's family name into "Garrison" and successfully infiltrated the USA, settling in Montana in 1947. In 1948 his son Ben was born, Ben was to be the embodiment of Hitler's vengeance. In Hans-Ubermensch's Montana Bunker he was trained from the earliest age in the art of Nazism, he was trained to feel no pain, to be able to just by smelling to recognise racial degenerates even from kilometers away (like how a shark smells blood), to be able to use every weapon known to man and the most important weapon… his superior blood! He was only fed nazi party-approved super-foods which boosted intelligence and strength, Ben's father would beat his with a fire-belt all over his body in order to harden it (thats why Ben cannot be hurt by bullets or even nukes). But most importantly Ben recieved mental and ideological preparation, he was thought to hate the kikes…

Ben's hatred for the Jews cannot be described with words because there isn't any human language which has ever needed to describe such unspeakable hatred. His hatred burns like all of the Suns in the universe put together!!!

Ben was thought from the earliest age to hate the kikes with a force out of this world and to view himself as a Kriegsleiter against kikedom. By the time he was 10 his father had thought him everything he knew and by the age of 18 he had become much greater in any respect than his legendary father including his Hitlerian radicalism, it was he who convinced his father and the Sturmfuhrers that helped raise him that Hitler had gone too soft on the kikes. Ben was raised in the Montana Nazi bunker and did not see the light until he was already a man (even thought he hit puberty at age 4 and was basically a man by 10 but his father insisted he completed an absolute nazi training in order to turn him into a superhuman warrior against kikedom in all spheres and attributes) but by then it was nothing to him but blinding. He was then prepared by his father who had put all energy and force into raising an indestructible warrior for the Aryan race be released onto the world and eventually establish the 4th Reich in America and use its power to cleanse the world of lesser races. He was only a year after that drafted into the Vietnam war and … well… I'm pretty sure you've heard about that and what a mistake the US military made, but Vietnam gave Ben a chance to for the first time put into action what he had learnt and … well… you know the rest…

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[–] 16954333? ago 

So…coolest dad ever?