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[–] 16437050? ago 

Two people fighting on a sinking ship in the middle of an ocean with no hope of rescue

One falls off the deck as the boat lists and starts drowing

The other one laughs at them and tells them to learn to swim

Then the other one falls off and starts drowing

Bubbles of laughter from the first guy float up from under the surface of the water

followed by a gurgling "luuurrm tooo schwiiim"

I'm not saying they should get along, or work together to save themselves. I just find it pathetic and funny.

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[–] 16501346? ago 

followed by a gurgling "luuurrm tooo schwiiim"

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[–] 16465774? ago 

more accurate version

man born into wealth standing on sinking ship next to man who worked a trade all his life

effete lazy rich liberal man born into wealth pulls out gun and shoots blue collar man

blue collar man falls into water

effete liberal empties gun in direction of blue collar man while laughing smugly and saying "learn to swim"

sinking ship lurches as the damage blue collar man could have fixed gets worse and effete liberal is thrown overboard