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[–] 16731599? ago 

Bearenstein/Bearenstain

I don't believe Mandela effect. They talk bullshit like 4 doors in the Kennedy car because they don't pay attention and all cars have 4 doors in their world. Etc.

But.

In 2005, I know the 2002 NT7 asteroid danger date was Feb 1 2018. I remember, clear as fuck. I had a note on my pinboard about it. It was scary, when it came out in July 2002, because we were all still on edge from 9 months of fucking 9/11. It was like a new thing to worry about. Now when I heard about it recently, the danger date was Feb 2019 & even my old note said 2019. And it flew past at 0.5 AU, which is extremely far; more than twice the distance to Venus at its nearest to us.

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[–] 16749660? ago 

slow down and make a fucking point faggot

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[–] 16731601? ago 

<Comets got recalculated so as not to extermanatus your planet

Because you hit checkpoints. Trust me, if you fail to hit a checkpoint I have 5 methods of extreme exterminatus slavering over your world. I guess my job would be deciding how you get proper fucked. Right now, I'm thinking crack the crust and let magma sort it out. Good enough for you?

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[–] 16731602? ago 

Phew.