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[–] 16070125? ago 

COA 3: Plug bottle with fuel-soaked tampon.

lel. My wife has so many boxes of tampons, thanks to Amazon's subscribe and slave… I'm set for the next 5 upcoming revolutions.

Using all her tampons as incendiary devices… that'll be an awkward dinner conversation. She'll do it, tho. She made me listen to an hour-long expose on high-ranking government pedophiles when I got home from work tonight.

I just smiled knowingly. She thought she just discovered fire. Liturrally everyone already knows (((Macron and friends)) fuck kids.

Being a good husband… once we get down to <year's worth of tampons, I'll make my own fuses out of old socks, match heads, whatever.

You didn't really think I'd let my wife run out of tampons, did you?