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[–] VoutGuy 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Autistic humour. Sometimes it hits right on the mark.

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[–] chintappingretard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But its possibly TRUE

I too have jack off magic powers.

I got to meet and even become PLATONIC casual social acquaintances with three unrelated MAXIM MAGAZINE "hot 100" celebrity women (all three in top 12) that I masturbated to for years. Three I ate meals with, visited homes, shopped with, etc. I never told the three that they were my favorite jerk off photos from long before I met them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_(magazine)

https://www.maxim.com/women/every-hot-100-winner-2018-6

https://www.maxim.com/women/2019-maxim-hot-100-2019-6

How did I meet them and become pals [[PLATONIC ONLY!!]] ? Convoluted pathway of friends of friends. I also dined alone with Playboy bunnies once for cheap lunch (forced into situation), and twice met Playboy bunnies in airports that my buddy pointed out to me, then I asked, and both times they agreed my buddy was right. (I guess he only jacks off to playboy, not hollywood celebrities).

SERENDIPITY!

"The Law of Serendipity. The Seventeenth Law of the Universe is The Law of Serendipity which states that the Universe bends in our direction by providing us with seemingly accidental and unexpected fortuitous circumstances"

Weird! The Universe seemingly cares about my cock a lot.

[That is the only factual bio information about me ever posted by me on voat, and its 100% true]

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[–] 22600697? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Initiates in many magickal disciplines are often taught to masturbate while visualizing their desired outcomes, or while focusing on sigils (any imagery could be considered a sigil under a broad enough interpretation).

Of course, this is only an initiation. The purpose of the exercise is to teach the Initiate to sense the altered state of consciousness associated with manifestation. It isn't the masturbation that achieves the goal, it is the heightened perception associated with a high degree of arousal that achieves the outcome of shaping a spell.

Of course, sex with a partner achieves a yet more desireable state of consciousness, and the good Sir Aleister Crowley investigated this at length, concluding that while a submissive female recipient bore a powerful energy towards the working of majiiq, replacing the female with a submissive male was yet more potent. Before someone brings up Cake of Light, I'm pretty sure that's (((disinfo))). Anyway, all of this is irrelevant to an Adept, who is One capable of inducing these altered states of consciousness at Will, without the need for the physical act of intercourse or self-gratification to influence his being. He simply Wills it so.

TL;DR: I don't believe you. I know you speak the Truth.