[–] TH0UGHTP0LICE 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

One time I fucked this THOT and when we were done she got up, went to the backpack she wore over, took out a little notebook and wrote my name down.

She was keeping track of all the guys she had fucked. There were PAGES AND PAGES of names in this thing. I soaked my balls in acetone that night and deleted her number as soon as she left my place. It was the second grossest sexual experience in my life. (The first being the time some chick wanted me to finger her ass and I FELT THE POO INSIDE THERE)

[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Did you push the poo in? Ya gotta push that shit in.

Must suck to know your name is in that book of souls.

[–] ironnickel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Succubus claimed another.

[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

One time I fucked this THOT and when we were done she got up, went to the backpack she wore over, took out a little notebook and wrote my name down.

She should be in a brothel.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That wasn't poo inside there... that was a Tootsie Roll. Sorry about that Bro, my bad, I had forgotten where I left that.

[–] Simpleusername 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That reminds me of the first time i fingered a girl, her jeans were so tight that I couldn't make it to her pussy and fingered her ass...pulled my hand out after tickling a turd. Everyone in the room was like...who shit their pants? Years later in college I ran into the very same girl and she confessed that me fingering her ass started an anal fixation. So we went back to my place and I fucked, and then fisted, her asshole. Super kinky...at least she learned how to clean her ass after a couple years.

[–] Aprioned 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's only 6 miles less then my work commute

[–] Simpleusername 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I know prostitutes who haven't hit 200 men yet....fuck, I be that bitch could fuck like a pro!!