[–] TheKobold 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't know about any one else but I live for a good healthy shit too.

[–] FrozenFire74 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This reminds me of when I walked into a discussion about whether a good shit could be as satisfying as a good bout of sexytime, but then the manager walked in and shut down the conversation before reaching a conclusion.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

before reaching a conclusion.

"Uh... hi boss! uh... nothing going on here" quickly un-squats

"Nah nothing at all" zipping up his fly while turned away from the boss

"Yeah the menswear department during rush hour is not the time or place for that."

[–] TheKobold 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Uh. No. But I would say a good shit could top a decent meal or a round of baitin.

[–] bdmthrfkr [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 


[–] TheTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The burn was so severe, that it instantly soothed itself due to the delivery being brutally ice cold. I wonder if he'll still be alive when he thaws out, 42000 years from now.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

holy shit youre real? i thought you were just a bad voat advertisement.

[–] bdmthrfkr [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuck you niggerfaggot, I like my ad. Especially since I did it in 5 minutes while dead drunk.

[–] Solstiare 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

someone got napalm'd.

[–] cyber_dum_runner 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The logical conclusion that I have come to is that this australian poster has insinuated that the other poster is not receiving any sexual intercourse from any partners.