[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I did noFap.

I gained a foot in height, dropped 30 pounds of pure fat, gained 50 pounds of pure muscle, got hired at a fortune 500 where I get paid a 7-figure salary to fuck supermodels all day, doubled the number of hair follicles on my head, tripled my bone density, became a black belt in every martial art, acquired telekinesis and Wolverine regeneration, gained a foot of dick length, and I can now divide by zero.

[–] HyperbolicGasChamber [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

But can you run Crysis 1 at 1080p@60 fps ?

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

61 fps, brah.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Right right, but can you even?

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only on wednesdays.

[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But bro, do you even crossfit?

[–] Awisegrasshopper 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I doubt your bone density claims! The rest sounds legit.

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Bruh my bones are like osmium.

[–] Crow_T_robocop 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Disgusting. If you start fantasizing about getting fucked in the ass by dudes just because you jerked off, I'm sorry, but you are a faggot.

[–] YoHomie 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

I guess you would know.

[–] Crow_T_robocop 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have never:

Had gay sex

Fantasized about gay sex

Watched homo porn (unless you count lesbians or seeing the gay ass shit that the fags on 4chan are constantly pushing, e.g. dick rate threads, trap threads, etc...)

It didn't matter how much or how little I jerked off in a given week, month, or year--no matter what, I was never tempted to do gay shit or download Grinder or whatnot. If you do, then you are gay, and you need to come to grips with that.

[–] con77 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

that happened

[–] absurdlyobfuscated 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sounds like the dude was suffering from low testosterone and nofap upped it closer to normal levels. Hormones affect how your brain works and a lot of stuff with sexuality and attraction, so it seems plausible that an imbalance could cause stuff like this.

You can get the same effect with aromatase inhibitors like damiana and portobello mushrooms. And it doesn't hurt to avoid endocrine disruptors like BPA and other plastics.

[–] Chempergrill 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

aromatase inhibitors like damiana and portobello mushrooms

Thank you for the research topic.

[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yet in my most high-T days, I was still a fag. Shit that makes you go hmmmmm...

[–] Neinlife 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

If you believe that bullshit boy do I have a deal for you...

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wait, so soon as he gets layed he is going to turn back into a depressed fag?

[–] NSADid911 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

Nofappers are fucking retarded.

[–] Chempergrill 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, while the T-boost at 7 days is clinically proven, nofappers will never discuss the fact that it will happen ONLY ONCE if you swear off fapping.

Too much porn can cause ED and other disfunctions, but a noporn challenge is a much more sane way to deal with that.

[–] Super_Cooper 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

Good for him. It's amazing what porn can do to one's brain. Nofap is something everyone should do, regardless of how gay they feel.

[–] YoHomie 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

You feel pretty gay, do you faggot?

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