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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

jesus fucking christ how did they find mehim.

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[–] Kekmet-Peperoni 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lol, its funny coz its true!

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

How can you kill someone who has no life?

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That episode of South Park is several years old now yet its still perfect.

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[–] Lurking_Commenter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Flour 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

This is the best laugh I’ve had in a bit, good one

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[–] Skankhunt1 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

The last line is the ice and the cake

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[–] phareoct 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ice and the cake

I fucking lol'd.

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[–] louis 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

DELETE THIS

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

I outlived the Soviet Union, I can outlive the FBI as well.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

wait... youre over 100 years old?

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I might be one day:)

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"I'm still here you bastards" - Henri Charrière

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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

A Papillon reference, on my Voat?!?

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The Steve McQueen version, of course.

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That sounds like a classic discouraged person who turns into a revolutionary. No wonder they are panicking.

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[–] Rawrination 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yup. Praise Kek.

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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

That might actually make an interesting novella.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Seriously, imagine if he also works out so he's not some blob. Whole lot of possibilities here.

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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I'm almost tempted to tackle it, but I really don't have the time to do it justice and there are far better writers than I am.

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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I don't believe I've read that one. If I did, it wasn't memorable.

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