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[–] GuftaGess 0 points 102 points (+102|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well it started with weather. First it was established what time zone it was in bc of sunset time; then what climate so we listened for frogs, geese and running water. Eastern US near a river, THEN ourguy came through with planes and another guy came through with series of social media snapshots. One with Shia at a cafe in Greenville TN, another of sad girls saying Shia DECLINED a photo in Tusculum. After that it was just Greenville/Tusculum/Afton+river+plane triangulation. We narrowed it down to 3 river properties based on a few people driving around honking their horns, and just looked up what the properties covered, and who owned the acres, and googled those people. Only one was a "binomial bisexual liberal arts student" who was directly involved with Shia opening the first 2 HWNDU. Someone drove out and just started scopin, sure enough, bing. Traitors had called and tweeted shia and the home owner to tell them intruders wer afoot so they called the cops, but ourgirl was merely on the street taking nature photos so that went fine. It was rad.

ALSO if you crank the volume you can hear the flaganon say "fuck shia lebouf"

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

We narrowed it down to 3 river properties based on a few people driving around honking their horns

Say what now? lol Holy fuck. There really is a Chan Army. I am now officially a believer.

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[–] ComedicGoat [S] 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Fuck, hats off to you anons. Keep up the good work, and Praise KEK!

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[–] GuftaGess 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Dude you just reminded me, my Green MAGA hat is arriving tmrw. Christmas all over again praise kek

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[–] ScientiaPotentia 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"binomial bisexual liberal arts student"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love you guys. Great job.

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[–] GuftaGess 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

I'm quoting her fuckin twitter dude; we all shared a sensible chuckle

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

then what climate so we listened for frogs

Hahaha praise KEK

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[–] z-e-m 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Minions of Kek confirmed helping anon

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Neo-maxi-zoom-dweeby 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Man it would have been great to see a Kekistani flag rise on that pole

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[–] massiveprivilege 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] nebula1032 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

We have won in every conceivable way.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The internet sees censorship as damage and routes around it.

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[–] Molo66 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I hope shia leshit comes back to Texas and gets his shit fucked up and arrested again.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Can we all agree that if there is one group Voat will never fuck with it is the 4channers?

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[–] Neo-maxi-zoom-dweeby 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I think the only reaaon why /pol/ aligns with voat is the fact that voat will never censor free speech. If the new right goes the way of the power hungry left - their alliance will shift.

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[–] thelastcoldwarrior 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And 4chan is the 'nice' autists.

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[–] Diggit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

4+4chan are not.

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[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They left out the part where he masturbated under the flagpole.

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[–] Obergruppenmemester 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Nigga what?

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[–] Devious1 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Quality post, praise kek.

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