Profile overview for xandermartin98.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

17 submissions to gaming

14 submissions to CringeAnarchy

9 submissions to WTF

8 submissions to rule34

5 submissions to Rule34Feet

This user has so far shared a total of 97 links, started a total of 1 discussions and submitted a total of 31 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 103 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 3 and downvoted 0 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Super Metroid - Lower Brinstar (True Form), submitted: 1/2/2018 5:24:19 AM, 6 points (+6|-0)

Yarn Yoshi and Plush Poochy play Peek-a-Boo, submitted: 1/3/2018 12:58:15 AM, 5 points (+6|-1)

Lower Brinstar meets Omen from Xenogears, submitted: 8/13/2017 7:47:27 AM, 5 points (+5|-0)

When the soundtracks of Super Metroid and Xenogears collide (somebody PLEASE remake this song into an official thing), submitted: 8/13/2017 7:49:20 AM, 4 points (+4|-0)

ASS AND TITTIES [Um Jammer Lammy] (Gerph), submitted: 8/3/2017 12:18:13 AM, 4 points (+6|-2)

5 lowest rated submissions:

"Top 5 Hottest Anal Fecal Defecations of FNAF Animatronics" - Never Change, Fandoms, submitted: 1/21/2018 1:15:23 AM, -15 points (+3|-18)

UmJammer Lammy X Hairdresser Octopus Hentai Fanfic (Just the fact that this exists in the first place is fucking amazing, let alone the fact that it has the two of them actually speaking Spanish), submitted: 1/18/2018 11:26:24 PM, -14 points (+3|-17)

Xander's Soles, submitted: 1/16/2018 12:42:00 AM, -12 points (+2|-14)

Ridley's Hot Sexy Feet (GIF), submitted: 1/12/2018 4:32:04 AM, -11 points (+2|-13)

Xandermartin98's Feet, submitted: 1/3/2018 1:02:11 AM, -10 points (+2|-12)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Apple Admits They Deliberately Slow Down Older iPhones As Software Updates Roll Out submitted by fluxusp to technology

xandermartin98 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago

Is anyone else noticing that the Photoshop app is no longer able to avoid immediately crashing the MINUTE you start it up without upgrading to an entirely new Apple device? This type of shit is exacly why one of these days, I am permanently switching to Android devices from now on

Fucking gross! submitted by antiliberalsociety to whatever

xandermartin98 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago

"I made a point to flush all of the photo-GRAAAPHS; he ran away and then I took a steamy BATH...

I stepped into his trap, and I got showered with crap...

Now I wonder how Runny Ass has been..."

Times That Trying To Censor Games Totally Backfired submitted by killer7 to gaming

xandermartin98 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago

Let's not forget Stage 6 (Hell Level) from UmJammer Lammy

Honestly, Stage 3 of that game was QUITE a bit more disturbing

Not to mention holy fucking shit, Stage 4

3 lowest rated comments:

(((Barbara Lerner Spectre))) calls for destruction of Christian European ethnic societies submitted by Bill_Murrays_Sandals to videos

xandermartin98 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

There is even an Undertale fanfiction parody of How The Grinch Stole Christmas that goes to excruciatingly great lengths to parody the Hillary VS Trump presidential election WITHIN its own parody of itself, inevitably enough

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9311900 (Is mostly funny, except that the writer has a literal brain fetish)

The two words that describe the types of people that Ardvarcus is talking anout right now are as follows, and I quote: BRATTY! AND! CATTY! (Yes, it's EXACTLY those two that the story uses as replacements for Trump and Hillary)

You don't see crazy shit like this in Guitar Hero, that's for sure submitted by xandermartin98 to gaming

xandermartin98 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

Just to list everything that's fucking creepy and unsettling about this stage of UmJammer Lammy in particular:

  • "The house is well-done, but the pizza is medium-rare"
  • Lammy becoming fat as a blimp just from eating literally ONE FUCKING SLICE of pizza
  • The fact that it contains an inflation-fetish sequence turned teen-pregnancy-fetish sequence
  • The massive Disney parade of rabbit mothers and babies (geez, wonder what THAT'S implying)
  • The giant middle-aged caterpillar woman that has been vomiting deformed bubblegum all over people for at least the past 50 years and also forcefully drags Lammy into the nursery as if raping her
  • Good GOD, that fucking caterpillar lady's voice
  • The game's incredibly bizarre paper-cutout art style
  • The fact that there's a freaking gambling device in the middle of the nursery
  • Lammy being insane enough to literally hallucinate a live baby into a guitar
  • The talking baby that provides the vocals for the caterpillar lady's song
  • "NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP, WILL YA?!" said in the caterpillar woman's voice
  • Lammy's pupils suddenly shrinking to period size as if she's having Vietnam flashbacks
  • The caterpillar being able to extend her body to literally infinite lengths