Profile overview for shart_in_a_fat_roll.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

25 submissions to fatpeoplehate

8 submissions to fphdiscussion

2 submissions to ideasforvoat

2 submissions to MeanwhileOnReddit

This user has so far shared a total of 7 links, started a total of 30 discussions and submitted a total of 2931 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 154 and downvoted 154 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 1163 and downvoted 453 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

How my 3 year old started a war at dinner: "Aunt Dolores, why is your butt on your front?", submitted: 7/19/2015 4:35:21 PM, 904 points (+923|-19)

Why everyone hates fat people, submitted: 9/29/2015 12:42:48 AM, 267 points (+270|-3)

A reality show I would actually watch, submitted: 10/2/2015 10:22:40 PM, 218 points (+220|-2)

Doctor at my work shut down a ham today with the best response to "CICO doesn't work" I've ever heard, submitted: 8/12/2016 9:12:32 PM, 211 points (+212|-1)

Need help harpooning my tumblrina niece, submitted: 9/4/2015 2:43:44 AM, 187 points (+190|-3)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Can we ban multipart stories?, submitted: 11/2/2015 1:52:46 PM, 0 points (+5|-5)

Direct linking to ham blogs and other ham shit, submitted: 4/13/2016 5:55:56 AM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Types of Internet Anonymity, submitted: 9/6/2016 12:08:50 PM, 3 points (+4|-1)

Solve the problem of how to search for old posts based on the content of the post. That other site can't do this either., submitted: 12/8/2016 12:43:58 AM, 4 points (+5|-1)

Can we start giving these to hambeasts?, submitted: 4/9/2016 1:10:52 AM, 7 points (+8|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

How my 3 year old started a war at dinner: "Aunt Dolores, why is your butt on your front?" submitted by shart_in_a_fat_roll to fatpeoplehate

shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 143 points (+143|-0) ago

Thanks... Hypothetically speaking, he might have overheard me use the term "frontbutt" before.

Sadly my wife, while fit, is not a shitlord.

[NSFW] "Someone said they wanted to see me." also, mirrors are a challenge unsurprisingly. submitted by journalistsarelazy to fatpeoplehate

shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 104 points (+104|-0) ago

Dear landwhale and all other landwhales who do this shit,

Your body is not good. It is gross. When other fat girls ask you to post nude selfies, they are just hoping you will be even grosser than them.

They pay you compliments because they look like you. In other words, they're complimenting themselves. If you are uglier than them, and pretend to be proud of your body, then that helps them delude themselves into believing for a few seconds that they are proud of their bodies too.

Of course, the delusion you all get from this is only temporary. It lasts only as long as you can sit at a fucking computer screen and participate in the circle jerk.

The moment you try to get up, walk around, go outside, do anything, the house of cards comes crashing down. The pain you feel in your joints, the wheezing you do after standing up, the friction you feel from rolls rubbing against one another - it's all terrible, and you know this.

It's time to stop. Leave the tumblr flush-your-life-down-the-drain party. Just fix your shit already. Then you can be proud of something that isn't fake.

Subtle. Very subtle. When you see it... submitted by tomjohn75 to fatpeoplehate

shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 100 points (+100|-0) ago

Gender studies is the science of making excuses.

Being fat is the application of making excuses.

3 lowest rated comments:

This "little" girl is 10 years old. This is nothing but child abuse. submitted by Celtic_Queen to fatpeoplehate

shart_in_a_fat_roll 15 points -15 points (+0|-15) ago

Fat sympathy. Always at least one in these types of threads

These are the only fats I feel sorry for -- the kids who had no say in the matter. - /u/momdadibrokethevase

@HomerSimpson @Duress56 @R_Guilliman

The Cheerleader Effect (Tumblrina Edition album) submitted by invisiblecalories to fatpeoplehate

shart_in_a_fat_roll 15 points -14 points (+1|-15) ago

Once these kids become adults, and they still choose to do nothing about it, I'll have no sympathy for them. But for now, I just feel bad for them.

This is fat sympathy and it's getting upvoted. Disgusting.

@HomerSimpson @Duress56

My therapist used fatlogic on me today - I'm very disappointed submitted by PuddleGut to fatpeoplehate

shart_in_a_fat_roll 16 points -13 points (+3|-16) ago

I see her every other week just to keep on top of my game

Yeah I pay for a professional hugbox to help me with my feelz, too. Oh wait - I'm actually a fucking adult and I don't do that.

Edit: I guess I hit pretty close to home with this comment. Triggered a fair number of emotionally fragile shitlords and lurking hams. Tell your therapists about it guys, they'll be able to help. Or you could grow up.

Oh here's some more trigger for you while I'm at it - I'm involved in hiring at my job. We're not allowed to ask about your mental health, apart from the usual shit. But if you let it slip that you're getting professional help, you're not getting hired. My boss has veto power on every applicant, and he agrees with me on this one. We've discussed it over lunch a number of times.