Submissions: This user has upvoted 2999 and downvoted 17 submissions.
Comments: This user has upvoted 2166 and downvoted 16 comments.
5 highest rated submissions:
I do not have an explanation. Would the meth addict feelings not be hurt equally?, submitted: 1/18/2017 9:23:10 PM, 203 points (+206|-3)
Can anybody help me? I cannot spot the 6pack, the obliques or the central abdominal line she mentions., submitted: 1/18/2017 9:31:26 PM, 142 points (+146|-4)
And she totally did not sit on her kid. Totally not. Responsible mother., submitted: 1/18/2017 6:14:35 PM, 138 points (+141|-3)
Almost. Try harder next time., submitted: 1/18/2017 5:04:07 PM, 102 points (+107|-5)
Average redditor., submitted: 1/22/2017 12:57:31 AM, 84 points (+85|-1)
5 lowest rated submissions:
I think it considers itself sexy. I consider it mentally retarded., submitted: 12/20/2016 10:16:20 PM, -6 points (+2|-8)
[NSFW] "Cause I'm skinny and you're fat?!" I guess that is the half of it. The other being meth., submitted: 12/21/2016 10:08:30 PM, -4 points (+1|-5)
Some more obvious facts confirmed, along with water is wet, space is cold, fat people are dirty., submitted: 3/11/2017 11:12:47 AM, -4 points (+3|-7)
Hamface husband thinks he is funny., submitted: 12/20/2016 9:01:22 PM, -3 points (+1|-4)
Taiwan ham actually sings half decent. Guess the gender?, submitted: 12/20/2016 6:40:56 PM, -3 points (+2|-5)
3 highest rated comments:
lezzmeister 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago
Leaving in tears because someone objected to your fat roll sweating all over her seat? Bitch you the fatty, you caused the issue.
lezzmeister 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot, she wants kids soon but has no job so you better have one, be tall unlike her, be willing to put a ring on it and plant some seed fast. And pic beforehand because you must be handsome, unlike her.
Now that is a catch all the tall fit pretty loaded guys will fight over.
lezzmeister 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
Fucking fatass. I had one like it once. Same armrest issue. Up after I went for a piss. So I poked it and told it to get off my seat, it refused. Told it is was disgusting having pores making it look like Utrechtse Heuvelrug (our rather pathetic version of a Grand Canyon). Keep in mind this is a 9,5 hour flight. Then food came, I said I hardly felt like eating because of that thing, and it said "So you are not eating that!?" and in it went already. So I called the attendant complaining about this monstrosity that ate my fucking food. I told her this thing not only insists on having the armrest up so it could sit in my seat, it also sweated on me and took my food and drink and that was it. Attendant gave me a new meal, told me there was nothing to be done. So for the remaining 7 hours I poked it every now and then and told it to stop sweating on me and get off my seat. By hour 5 it was crying but persisting. And I persisted as well. Attendant told it like it told me: nothing to be done, we have to sit and like eachother and deal with "eachothers shortcomings". I think it did not like that.
3 lowest rated comments:
lezzmeister 18 points -17 points 1 points (+1|-18) ago
So you are racist against black-abled bodies?
lezzmeister 16 points -16 points 0 points (+0|-16) ago
And then he should have grabbed her by the pussy. For maximum effect.
lezzmeister 12 points -10 points 2 points (+2|-12) ago
Then she had the gull to touch my balls and ask me to cough. I don't want your nasty ass hands on my junk.
But did you get an erection? And before you answer, know god is watching and I can tell if you are lying.
I've never heard of balltouching as coughing as normal for any medical test. So what other goal could that have?