Profile overview for holdtheeyeballs.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

1 submissions to JuiceTown

1 submissions to news

1 submissions to politics

This user has so far shared a total of 0 links, started a total of 3 discussions and submitted a total of 9 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 5 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 5 and downvoted 0 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

I want to repeat myself, submitted: 8/31/2017 9:01:37 PM, -3 points (+4|-7)

You guys are morons, submitted: 8/31/2017 8:48:36 PM, -6 points (+3|-9)

Your stupid fucking site is broken, submitted: 8/31/2017 8:56:25 PM, -17 points (+3|-20)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Your stupid fucking site is broken, submitted: 8/31/2017 8:56:25 PM, -17 points (+3|-20)

You guys are morons, submitted: 8/31/2017 8:48:36 PM, -6 points (+3|-9)

I want to repeat myself, submitted: 8/31/2017 9:01:37 PM, -3 points (+4|-7)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Attention Voaters: @HenryCorp has taken down his subverse restrictions! THIS IS YUGE. submitted by Womb_Raider to whatever

holdtheeyeballs 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago

Here I thought I found a handful of brain-baggers but all it is is a bunch of hoaxes, gimmicks, and fishy word vomit. I got enough of you all already nesting in my shower drain. Go find a Long John Silver's drive thru to get a DUI in.

MSM asking the hard questions: submitted by stonetoss to funny

holdtheeyeballs 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago

See below, you damned knuckleeater.

Your stupid fucking site is broken submitted by holdtheeyeballs to politics

holdtheeyeballs 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago

I didn't come here to find a bunch of you slobbering on each other in this 25 square foot cubicle of a website. This is an inane experience, the likes of which I don't think I'll be able to replicate (nor shall I even care to!).

Can't find a recipe worth a damn and I've still got 600 pounds of family to feed. Get bent, Sheffield, for my toes are never curling for you.

3 lowest rated comments:

Socialism debunked in two arguments. submitted by TrumpTheGodEmperor to funny

holdtheeyeballs 7 points -4 points (+3|-7) ago

Again, repeating myself because you knuckleeaters can't even get the difference between an argument and a corn-pocked shit tornado being vomited from one mouth to another.

I haven't found one damn thing on this glass tire iron of a dumpster fire and I still don't know any single one of you. It's like none of you have two brain cells to rub together in order to stop yourselves from dribbling on your own tits.

MSM asking the hard questions: submitted by stonetoss to funny

holdtheeyeballs 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago

I haven't seen a single freaking one of you stand up and walk right on down the line. It's as if you have no thoughts, just a goldfish's tendency to puke itself toward a glimmer only to immediately have to rest and fart.

Steven Pinker: 5 Main Sex Differences in Cognitive Abilities submitted by Cain to videos

holdtheeyeballs 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago

I haven't found one damn thing on this glass tire iron of a dumpster fire and I still don't know any single one of you. It's like none of you have two brain cells to rub together in order to stop yourselves from dribbling on your own tits.

Un-freaking-believable.