Profile overview for hels.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

38 submissions to ohlympics

26 submissions to whatever

7 submissions to meanwhileinafrica

5 submissions to BadCopNoDonut

4 submissions to politics

This user has so far shared a total of 91 links, started a total of 28 discussions and submitted a total of 1426 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 22506 and downvoted 9282 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 15030 and downvoted 2014 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Remember when Joan Rivers said Obama is the first gay president and Michelle Obama is a tranny? Then she was killed a week later., submitted: 2/9/2018 2:42:13 AM, 218 points (+224|-6)

4Chan Shitlording, submitted: 2/6/2016 2:08:57 AM, 139 points (+143|-4)

The girl I'm seeing told me she was probably going to gain weight, submitted: 9/12/2015 10:00:07 PM, 125 points (+128|-3)

Why Was The Muslim Rubbing the Goat?, submitted: 2/8/2017 8:35:25 PM, 76 points (+78|-2)

The train wins when you play chicken with it, submitted: 3/23/2017 7:46:10 PM, 73 points (+73|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Which presidential candidate would be the most likely to be assassinated? , submitted: 9/7/2015 3:02:11 AM, -5 points (+2|-7)

Hey logan paul, I hope you die and the people who find you act like this and post it online (start at 5:30 if you want), submitted: 1/3/2018 7:32:28 AM, -4 points (+1|-5)

Why I downvoat every /v/funny post I see, submitted: 3/14/2017 3:16:02 AM, -2 points (+4|-6)

Wikileaks to Release 1258 Hillary Clinton emails on Iraq, submitted: 7/4/2016 4:33:10 PM, 0 points (+1|-1)

Gripe -- WSBK Super Tuesday coverage discussing Sanders vs. clinton. , submitted: 3/2/2016 2:21:23 AM, 0 points (+1|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Woman dies in Arizona after being hit by Uber self-driving car submitted by go1dfish to technology

hels 1 points 39 points (+40|-1) ago

99% of pedestrians break this law.

I am not saying the driverless car is in the right/at fault but they need to be built for basic human activity. As well, many young children run onto the street.

In 2005, Blizzard changed "Maine coon" to "Black Tabby" in World of Warcraft because some people found maine coon "offensive", whatever that means. submitted by killer7 to gaming

hels 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago

Maine Coon is a type of cat. They are the grey fluffy cats which are typically mild-tempered, sleep like Kings and like to be petted/scratched.

I would prefer a Maine Coon over a nigger any day.

Welp, fuck signing up for a trainer at my gym. I bet the trainer is a goddamn ham. Either way, for shame. submitted by imwiththeninja to fatpeoplehate

hels 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago

Fat logic: If you skip a meal you will get fat; eat extra meals everyday to lose weight.

3 lowest rated comments:

4chan found out that women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sex with submitted by Wuttier to 4chan

hels 10 points -7 points (+3|-10) ago

99.99% Accuracy.

Also, the womans DNA is her own fucking DNA. If you thought for 2 seconds you might have figured this out.

the black knight always triumphs submitted by bluntripkin to funny

hels 7 points -6 points (+1|-7) ago

The picture is not funny.

Attention Kaffir customers submitted by Bill_Murrays_Sandals to whatever

hels 9 points -6 points (+3|-9) ago

Go back to jewland.