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Is anyone getting the message unable to communicate with matchmaking server since CQC release., submitted: 8/6/2015 3:09:39 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Where has blakc lives matter gone?, submitted: 7/11/2017 2:14:16 PM, 6 points (+6|-0)

Suggestion. Let's have weekly sticky posts for the community., submitted: 9/6/2015 4:05:44 PM, 13 points (+13|-0)

Local nation of islam member gets upset during debate about black culture. , submitted: 11/4/2015 5:40:43 PM, 26 points (+26|-0)

Lesbians and trannies fight over who should have to fuck who. The Ctrl-Left continues to eat itself., submitted: 4/25/2017 5:38:37 PM, 27 points (+28|-1)

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Bloomberg says "Voat: Reddit for Even Meaner People" Can we get a "Meaner Than Other People" badge in our profiles? submitted by SirDigbyChikenCaesar to whatever

dodgesbullets 0 points 84 points (+84|-0) ago

Jesus, if they think Reddit is at all mean I wonder how they function at all in society.

Migrants expressing anti-Semitism in Germany could face deportation reports submitted by BlockMe to news

dodgesbullets 2 points 53 points (+55|-2) ago

You can rape, throw acid, murder, and burn down your shanty towns but if you say something bad about jews it's back on the boat nigger. How people can't see this for what it is amazes me.

'Last Jedi' Grosses Are Collapsing With The Worst Daily Holds Of All 9 Star Wars Movies submitted by Troll to movies

dodgesbullets 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago

Good. This movie was an abortion. It was subversive for subversiveness sake, nothing more. I don't give a shit if anyone reads this, I've been a Star Wars fan my entire life and this movie absolutely shits on everything Star Wars and I'm gonna fucking rant about it. I'm watched this piece of shit so you don't have to. Save your hard earned money for something else.

In it's 2+ hours of runtime you can count the exciting and interesting parts in seconds.

I'll start with the parts I liked first.

The fight with the Praetorian guards was pretty good.

I also like the call-back to the original with Leia's "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi" hologram. It was used perfectly. It's gravity was immediately ruined by Luke's marvel-like quip immediately afterword though.

That's it.

The movie immediately drops the ball. Instead of opening with a dramatic space battle they open with a cringe inducing prank phone call between Poe Dameron in his X-Wing and General Hux on his command ship. They even threw in a 'your mama' joke, those are all the rage right now!

Then when we finally get to the space battle we've been building towards all its momentum and excitement are neutered by focusing on slow moving space bombers, then on the occupant of one bomber in particular. So, rather than a frantic high speed space battle we get to watch a girl kick a ladder for a solid minute. We also finally get to see Leia use the Force in something outside the books and comics, unfortunately it comes across like something from a fan film. That is a recurring theme in this movie.

Then when the Resistance (#resist) finally destroys the ship (one of several in the First Order armada that ambushes them) and flees we are ushered into Star Wars' first slow speed space chase. The First Order proceeds to spend the remainder of the movie trudging on behind the lone Resistance (#resist) ship while quite literally lobbing laser blasts at it. Its during this part we are introduced to the evening gown and tiara wearing Vice Admiral Holdo who proceeds to take command of the ship and inform its passengers (and the viewers) they are low on fuel. There's a whole hyperspace tacking thing too but it's just poor writing to set up a boring premise. It's a single light cruiser being chased by a fleet of First Order capital ships, including the flagship. They show fighters attacking the Resistance (#resist) cruiser in the first exchange then never launch any more again. I know there's a throw away line about the fighters being out of range of the First Order's covering fire or something but its just terrible writing. If you want to see how to do this premise properly see the Battlestar Galactica episode '33'.

Then we get to Rey and Luke. This is where the previous film left off, with Rey handing Luke his father's lightsaber; the very same one crafted by Anakin Skywalker that he possessed when he became Darth Vader, the same lightsaber he used to battle his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi who subsequently gave it to Luke, the lightsaber that Luke used to duel Vader and lost along with his right hand just before Vader revealed the truth to Luke that he, Darth Vader, was truly Luke's father. The significance of this lightsaber to the lore of Star Wars and the life of Luke Skywalker cannot be overstated and Luke Skywalker casually throws it over his shoulder like so much garbage. Then Luke proceeds to walk away and lock himself in his hut, refusing to train Rey. This one scene is a great example for what is wrong with this film. The filmmakers have no regard for who Luke Skywalker as a character was, they are so intent on subverting expectation at the cost of storytelling that they completely lose sight of what kind of story Star Wars is. Save your subversion for art-house films, I came to see virtuous heroes, evil villains, exciting space battles and some lightsaber fights. Next we're given glimpses of Luke's daily routine on his secluded island, all of which are unnecessary and serve only as a lame attempt at comic relief. Especially when he milks a space creature, drinks the milk, allowing some to dribble down his chin and stares Rey (and the audience) down while doing so. He finally agrees to teach Rey 3 things after R2D2 shows him Leia's old hologram. They basically boil down to the Jedi aren't really that great and you shouldn't try to be good because sometimes bad things happen. Yeah, that sounds like Luke Skywalker. Rey also keeps having unexplained involuntary Force-Skype sessions with Kylo Ren who at one point is interrupted while shirtless. During one of these chats Kylo reveals that he turned to the dark side because Luke tried to kill him in his sleep. Afterwords Rey attacks Luke and Luke tells her his side of the story, which isn't much better and completes the character assassination of Luke Skywalker. Rey then leaves without Luke, taking the Jedi books with her. Yoda's force ghost shows up to tease Luke and set a tree on fire. Chewbacca also doesn't eat a porg.

We get to follow Finn and a new character Rose on a completely useless adventure that in no way moves the plot forward at all. I'm 100% serious they could have both died and it wouldn't have changed the outcome of the movie at all. This entire part of the movie only serves to give a ham-fisted and preachy sermon on the evils of capitalism. They also meet Benicio DelToro's nameless character while in jail. They escape of course and nameless steals a ship so they can infiltrate the First Order flag ship. BB-8 is there too. Nameless immediately sells them out just to set up a fight between Finn and Captain Phasma (who apparently escaped her doom from the first film off screen). Finn defeats Phasma after knocking a hole in her helmet ominously revealing a run of the mill blue eye and blonde eyebrow. There's a part in this side-story where the droid BB-8 hijacks a First Order AT-ST (the one with 2 legs). The top of the walker peels off to reveal to our heroes that its BB-8 behind the controls then they hop aboard and the walker sprints off to safety. I would expect that kind of sequence from a Lego Star Wars game but sure as fuck not from an actual movie. It's bad enough that it rivals the C3PO in the droid factor sequence in Ep 2. I think the trio leave the ship in an escape pod or something.

Back to Rey who is now aboard the Millenium Falcon with Chewbacca and R2. She uses an escape pod as the Falcon approaches the First Order fleet to turn herself in, convinced she can lead Kylo from the dark side. So she's brought by Kylo to Snoke who taunts and tortures her for a while then decides to have Kylo kill her. Kylo kills Snoke instead using the Force to activate the Skywalker saber cutting Snoke in half Darth Maul style. Then Rey and Kylo fight Snoke's guards where Kylo is nearly defeated until Rey tosses him her lightsaber and he ignites it in the face of the bad guy holding him. The fight was pretty decent. Then they use the Force to fight over the Skywalker saber breaking it in half. Somehow Kylo gets knocked out and awakens to Rey gone. She steals a shuttle to head off to the fight.

Meanwhile in space Vice Admiral Holdo has gotten the Resistance (#resist) within range of a nearby planet that luckily has an abandoned Rebel base. Thank goodness space isn't very big. She tells everyone to board cloaked shuttles and get to the planet. Unfortunately nameless has given the First Order anti-cloaking codes so the First Order starts blowing up the shuttles. Holdo watches in terror from the bridge of her cruiser over several minutes while most of the shuttles are destroyed. Then she realizes she can use the hyperdrive of her cruiser to ram the First Order command ship. So she does and immediately relegates all other forms of space combat to obsolescence.

The First Order lands some bigger than the Empire's walkers on the planet to assault the Resistance (#resist) base that's in a mountain. The movie makes a point to show that the white stuff on the ground is salt and not snow and the battle of not Hoth begins. There's an entire pointless part with a mini-death star tank and some ski-speeders where Rose keeps Finn from going kamikaze by going kamikaze on him. Then Luke shows up to fight Kylo like he's been watching way too much anime. Psych it wasn't really Luke just a Force projection but now Luke's dead. Much like his mother the only enemy he couldn't defeat was awful writing. Now some sparkly foxes lead the remaining eight Resistance (#resist) members to a rock slide in a cave. Luckily Rey has trained for a few hours and can move all of those boulders. Everyone boards the Falcon and escapes.

3 lowest rated comments:

Trump Eyes Goldman Sachs President for Economic Post submitted by zingerburger to news

dodgesbullets 34 points -6 points (+28|-34) ago

...says unverified and unnamed source.

IDF Soldier submitted by haohaogensui to pics

dodgesbullets 8 points -3 points (+5|-8) ago

Ann Coulter Explodes: The Left is 'Trying to Incite Violence Against Trump and His Supporters' submitted by fluxusp to news

dodgesbullets 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago

I usually enjoy Zero Hedge articles but that was almost incomprehensible and unreadable. The editor needs to stop sleeping on the job.