You just respond with "we have to consider the welfare of our animals before the feelings of very overweight individuals." She's happy to break a horse's back rather than be slightly offended. Even horses that pull heavy loads like carthorses etc have equipment to balance the load. You can't just expect their spines to take a 300lb weight.

Poor lad clearly thought he was in on the joke and she has a massive sense of humour failure about it. If there had been some chick make this joke about, say Russell Brand (or another male comedian with a reputation) you would not have got this kind of reaction. She's a hypocrite and a plain nasty person.

I wish they didn't virtue signal with the "ooooooooooooooh we don't body shame" bullshit. Thigh gap is partly to do with your body shape, so people who are slim or fit could have touching things if they are narrow hipped, but I'm so sick of pandering to the fats. Fucking be ashamed of your disgusting lack of discipline and self respect.

No but what's the point of making a load of teenagers feel like shit for not having a dad when that's patently not their fault? That's just a dickhead move.

To be fair, one of the comments says they could call it a special someone dance. My dad died when I was young and I probably would have avoided a father - daughter dance, even if I could have brought my mum or something. I would have just changed the name, not cancelled completely.

If this student comes to school presenting as a female then just use the women's bathroom. As long as there isn't any hygiene dramas (e.g. piss on the floor, horrendous man shit stinks) then what is the problem. Go in to bathroom, enter cubicle, do business, exit cubicle, wash hands, leave. No issues with any privacy etc at all.