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cuglyfunt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago

ITP: all of my shame

There was this guy I became friends with when I first switched majors. He was my TA. Let's call him Z. I was an older student (taking freshman classes at 22), and we had similar interests and got along really well.

I was not interested in Z romantically, but I pursued the friendship knowing that he was hoping that our relationship would someday move that direction. We hung out, watched futurama, played lots of God of War, and worked on Calc II homework together (along with being my TA, we had this class in common).

A few months into us hanging out, I met his friend, let's call him X. I was also not romantically interested in X, but... well. He was hot. Smoking hot. Shortest fuse I have ever seen, but super hot.

We all got together on New Years eve to party, play games, and ring in the new year with some good feels. The night went on and on and eventually Z called it a night. X and I holed up on the couch together, and ended up cuddle fucking Not exactly fucking, but fingers and mouths were involved. Z's bedroom was down the hall, door fully open.

I am still not sure whether he heard our shenanigans in the living room, but let's be real. When sex sounds are around, they're always palpable no matter how quiet.

We stopped hanging out so much after that, partially due to my shame and maybe due to him finding out.

TL;DR: Was fingered by and mouth fucked the friend of a TA who had a crush on me while he (hopefully) slept down the hall with his door open.

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cuglyfunt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago

Nitpicky English time!

Affect vs. Effect

will effect = will whale; will cat; will goat; will noun; will nonsense :) will affect = will cause a difference

Happy Goating!

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cuglyfunt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago

Found a meme that said this on /r/AdviceAnimals... reminded me to Voat!

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cuglyfunt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago

Found a meme that said this on /r/AdviceAnimals... reminded me to Voat!

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cuglyfunt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago

Or, which ever gloats your foat.

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