Profile overview for closetshitlord.
Submission statistics

This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

5 submissions to fatpeoplehate

This user has so far shared a total of 0 links, started a total of 5 discussions and submitted a total of 302 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 213 and downvoted 38 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 571 and downvoted 56 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

Why I hate fat people who do yoga, submitted: 2/1/2016 3:03:28 PM, 47 points (+50|-3)

"Visible Belly Outline" is now a thing..., submitted: 12/2/2015 3:47:27 PM, 31 points (+35|-4)

Fat chairs in waiting rooms, submitted: 3/3/2017 3:35:03 PM, 29 points (+29|-0)

Futurama shitlording. , submitted: 1/31/2016 11:27:46 PM, 15 points (+16|-1)

Magnificent, prosaic shitlording in Ray Bradbury story, submitted: 9/25/2016 2:13:19 PM, 6 points (+6|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

Magnificent, prosaic shitlording in Ray Bradbury story, submitted: 9/25/2016 2:13:19 PM, 6 points (+6|-0)

Futurama shitlording. , submitted: 1/31/2016 11:27:46 PM, 15 points (+16|-1)

Fat chairs in waiting rooms, submitted: 3/3/2017 3:35:03 PM, 29 points (+29|-0)

"Visible Belly Outline" is now a thing..., submitted: 12/2/2015 3:47:27 PM, 31 points (+35|-4)

Why I hate fat people who do yoga, submitted: 2/1/2016 3:03:28 PM, 47 points (+50|-3)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

UPDATE: Eatbeast Roommate is Actually a Child submitted by whyme5005 to fatpeoplehate

closetshitlord 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago

You are a poet. Never leave us again.

Hamworker upset she didn't get to taste the batter submitted by PetChan to fatpeoplehate

closetshitlord 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago

I hate being the only one at work without kids. Like, I still have things I'd rather do than work, they just don't involve being a slave to demons.

Fat girl writes essay of excuses instead of simply answering a damn homework question submitted by littlejawa to fatpeoplehate

closetshitlord 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago

80% muscle? LOL ok.

3 lowest rated comments:

January is almost upon us what do you do to avoid the hordes of fatpeople swarming the gyms? submitted by Itsforhismum to fatpeoplehate

closetshitlord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

This year I'm going to learn to cross country ski! House sitting in BFE over Xmas, they have gear for me; then at the golf course in the city that's groomed.

Fat Fitness Instructors submitted by fupababy to fatpeoplehate

closetshitlord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Yes, I love that "good sore" that you get with yoga in small muscles that you hardly think about. I'm also not gonna lie, I'm in it for the mental health aspects too - pretty much guided meditation :)