Profile overview for aparkr.
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This user has mostly submitted to the following subverses (showing top 5):

3 submissions to ShortStories

1 submissions to art

1 submissions to DnB

1 submissions to Food

1 submissions to gaming

This user has so far shared a total of 7 links, started a total of 1 discussions and submitted a total of 34 comments.

Voting habits

Submissions: This user has upvoted 19 and downvoted 0 submissions.

Comments: This user has upvoted 55 and downvoted 0 comments.

Submission ratings

5 highest rated submissions:

I make games and music and I'm trying to finish a novel, and have decided to join the exodus from reddit., submitted: 7/15/2015 2:02:38 PM, 12 points (+12|-0)

First time posting here - "Waste Management", submitted: 7/17/2015 1:19:49 PM, 9 points (+9|-0)

Not the People's War, submitted: 8/2/2015 5:00:28 PM, 7 points (+7|-0)

The Gods Moved, submitted: 7/19/2015 3:00:52 PM, 6 points (+7|-1)

Space Strafer Free - Android Apps on Google Play, submitted: 8/2/2015 4:30:15 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

5 lowest rated submissions:

almost , submitted: 9/5/2015 11:28:52 PM, 1 points (+1|-0)

Some of you may have seen this before, but this was my first and best shot at Siu Yuk style pork belly., submitted: 8/15/2015 12:04:34 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

noterror - Lost Universe, submitted: 7/28/2015 7:35:06 PM, 3 points (+3|-0)

Space Strafer Free - Android Apps on Google Play, submitted: 8/2/2015 4:30:15 PM, 4 points (+4|-0)

The Gods Moved, submitted: 7/19/2015 3:00:52 PM, 6 points (+7|-1)

Comment ratings

3 highest rated comments:

Back to Camelot by Pierre Droal submitted by raisin to PromptOfTheDay

aparkr 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago

"Quickly m'lord, the starfolk depart ere long!" Sir Arthur urged his king's carriage onto the bridge that led to the tower of ash. Sat atop a rocky headlands, even from this distance one could make out the only entrance, a narrow slit cut vertically into its perfectly sealed sides and set higher than the tallest castle in the realm. It was accessible only via a narrow drawbridge at the end of the path.

Huge caravans of treasures followed in their wake, gifts to pile upon their otherworldly overlords. Though their tastes were obscure, no one, not even the bravest of knights dared question them. Lithium Salts extracted from hot springs, the crystallized remains of concentrated vinegar and entire barrels of clear spirits accompanied the odd assortment of unique plants and animals and of course as much gold as the treasury could spare.

Such was the price of a kingdom.

"Enter, humans!" a deep voice commanded.

The great white doors rose silently into a recess in the ceiling, revealing the cavernous entry halls lined on all sides and on many levels by skyfolk soldiers. Although their stinger weapons hung casually at their belts, even the lowliest servant in the king's caravan had heard of their evaporative powers.

An emissary approached. "Have you brought what we need?" it asked in a low, silky tone.

The king nodded.

It examined the offerings closely, taking its time to look at each item the servants laid out and tapping the surface of the glimmering tablet it held in its smooth, fingerless appendages. "Is that all?"

The king nodded. "Yes, I believe this will satisfy our masters."

The emissary left through a slit in the wall that appeared as he approached and vanished after his passage.

Deliberation began and the minutes passed. No one dared breathe.

Finally, the voice spoke once more, its raw power reverberating within the hall.

"Humans! Your gold, your chemicals, these we can use, but you have not brought us what we have asked! Again, you have failed!"

The king bent to his knee, and Sir Arthur immediately urged the rest of the party to do likewise before bending to his own.

"Your greatness!" the king appealed. "We have scoured the lands for the artifact. You told us to look within, and we have looked within. We have searched aboveground and below, in oceans and in deserts! If you would beseech more time, perhaps some more of your wisdom, we can find and recover this 'Grail' of yours!"

The floor began to rumble, and the people exchanged nervous glances. Low at first, the thrumming and vibrations rose in pitch and intensity. The room shook as the voice laughed at the ignorance of the pathetic beings that stood before it.

"You fools! The grail is not a 'thing'! You, a 'King', dare claim ownership over man, woman and child. You tax the sweat of their brow to fill your wagons. You think me a crying child to be appeased with pathetic gifts! You have failed the test!"

A sparkling glimmer shot out from a point near the ceiling, vapourising the king into a pile of ash.

"Now, Sir Arthur, rise as king! Leave, and do not return until you have found the Grail!"

Space junk collision scare forced ISS crew to evacuate submitted by techlovingeek to space

aparkr 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago

Since many outlets report on the same thing, another option is to choose one that doesn't sensationalise titles, if possible. If people stop linking to sites that exaggerate headlines for click juice, maybe eventually they'll show some integrity.

Leaving Reddit submitted by BillCo to funny

aparkr 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago

no, hahahb.

3 lowest rated comments:

I make games and music and I'm trying to finish a novel, and have decided to join the exodus from reddit. submitted by aparkr to introductions

aparkr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Thanks, if you can beat Erfan I'll send you a prize of some sort. He's been on top for way too long.

[WP] Your a civilian pilot who served in the counter attack against the aliens in what was known as the Independence day war. Your plane was lost in the battle and now the government has denied claim. submitted by Dumbtickles to writingprompts

aparkr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

The clerk adjusted her glasses and looked up from the screen. "Sir, the system has no record of you or the claimed property. As your claim has no basis without a record, we must deny the claim at this time."

He felt the blood rush to his temples. "What, just like that? That jet was worth twelve million dollars! I risked my life and property to save the world and you dummies just," he gesticulated, "you bleep bloop push a couple of buttons and hey, it's not in the system so it didn't happen right? What a bunch of losers. Get me your supervisor! Heck, get General Anderson on the blower, you know, the guy that runs the darn military? He was there, he was the one who commandeered my jet for crying out loud! Nearly saved the damn president, not that you people would care anyway..."

He squinted at her name badge, then took a deep breath and relaxed his clenched fists.

"Ok look Juana, I understand. You need a birth certificate, I can't get one because all the records were destroyed. You need proof of ownership and again, destroyed. I know you deal with assholes like me all day but everything I had, everyone I knew was blown up by the aliens! The aliens threatened our American way of life and I helped protect it. If it wasn't for the damn aliens, I'd still be rich, heck, probably be the damn president by now!"

"Mr Trump," Juana was stern. "The system has no record of you or your jet. Now, if you can just move it along, maybe Social Security will hear you out. Otherwise I will have to call the police!"

Broken, alone, the ex-billionaire shuffled out into the street, a certified nobody.

Angry mob beats boy to death for stealing a bike submitted by BrokenArts to news

aparkr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago

Is there any evidence the child even actually stole the bicycle beyond the word of some psychopaths?